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fuck-me-honey

a quality (or trait) of a person that plays on a person's sexual sences. Lately this trait has been used and exploited extensively to cause viewers (usually male) to "think with their dicks" instead of their brains.

1. believe it or not, I was doing research for a college arts class paper and I was paging thru some old back copies of Rolling Stone magazine. A female journalist described Keith Richards as the "brilliant Rolling Stones guitarist" who sings a tune lead (once in a blue moon) with a "fuck-me-honey" voice. Yeah, that's right.(!)

2. Look at the lousy "diva" stars of the past number of years. Look at the female TV news reporters. Notice how stupid and empty-headed they are. Then look at the hatemonger Ann Coulter and the idiotic Susan Palin. Read the comments and blogs:
MILF, VPILF, GILF, oh WTF, hot for teacher, cougar, "I'd do her!", "I'd hit her!", and all that shit. It seems that if a female has good looks and that fuck-me-honey air to her then she is a STAR, a celebrity, a sensation. No good heart and no brains needed. However, Susan Palin didn't get to be Vice-President this year, did she? RATS!!!!! ; ) People were thinking with their ding dongs but that formula didn't work this time around.
Now who's slamming McCain because her fuck-me-honey aura didn't get her where she wanted. Shut up. Go away. Is this a sign? Could the tide be turning at last? We can hope...

3.
There's a bubble-headed bleach blonde, comes on at five

She can tell ya about the plane crash with a gleam in her eye

It's interesting when people die, give us dirty laundry...

DON HENLEY


4. At the beginning of one of the Porky's movies there is a neon sign animation where a sow pig lifts up her skirt and a male pig goes gaga on her. What's that spell?

by I Saw U2 Live Twice April 3, 2009

38πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


Fuck Me Up

Way of exclaiming an intense (typically positive) reaction that pertains to a person, place, food, performance, etc. Usually used in the LGBTQ community, but not restricted to it.

Damn, that queen’s lip sync performance really fucked me up! She did cartwheels and splits and her wig never moved once.

Shit, that guy is so hot. His abs are fuck me up.

by nobodynohow April 16, 2018

62πŸ‘ 28πŸ‘Ž


Fuck me shoes

Shoes that make a guy want to fuck the girl wearing them

"Fuck me shoes" are sexy shoes with long spiky heels

by Timsss February 19, 2011

56πŸ‘ 25πŸ‘Ž


fuck me in the beard

used as an explative to show extreme distress or excitement

i just hit charles while he was riding his bike, fuck me in the beard!

i just won the lotto fuck me in the beard!

by the phalanx specialist November 5, 2007

48πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž


fuck-me-rone

A colloquial term used to display deep frustration(1) or a state of non-belief(2).

Eg.
1.
Bottle shop attendant: The carton of VB is $35.
Lenny (left wallet at home) : ahh, Fuck-me-rone!!

2. Lenny: Fuck-me-rone, he didn't!?

by Lexieonfire June 20, 2007

17πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Fuck Me Diagonally

similar to 'fuck me sideways' but with a harsher meaning and used often to describe something so fucked up and outrageous it's not even funny. also a california shit bitch

doctor- "your wife is pregnant with twins who both have AIDS."

you- "Fuck Me!"

doctor- "you didn't let me finish. you also have AIDS."

you- "FUCK ME DIAGONALLY!!!!"

by hell in a hand basket... June 3, 2011

16πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Fuck Me Look

Is a look given by drunken ladies trying for cheap action from meaningless guys. The girl will give the up and down to a typical dude and this will be a sign of interest. The fuck me look can range between a casual smile to a full on stare down.

Last night at the sausage party this chick gave me the fuck me look and so I ditched those homos and gave it to her out by the dumpster.

by Raphie August 3, 2005

47πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž