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Funeral For a Friend

When ya home gets married

Ayo you goin to Todd's Funeral? Nah homie, that's a funeral for a friend. I'ma stay home and play SKYRIM.

by SkinnyJoint October 7, 2023


at a funeral?

Dumb way to say "For Real?" or "On God" first heard in Los Angeles.

Later on heard in a popular game called "GTA San Andreas", Carl Johnson (CJ) used the sentence "at a funeral?" in one of the cutscenes.

A: "We goin to kill that ni**a up!"
B: "at a funeral?"

by keezishere September 7, 2020


Flower Funeral

A funeral held for dead flowers. Usually in a flowerbed side service honoring the sweetness and beauty of the dead flowers. Usually held after cutting or throwing away the dead flowers. Is also often held in a church. The only known Flower Funeral happened on November 18, 2011 when Ed Crankshaft, his daughter Pam Murdoch, and her husband Jeff were attending the funeral of a close friend. A Flower Funeral is not sad. In fact, it is very calming. So, if you want beautiful flowers for all time, hold a Flower Funeral for the ones you lost. Its a sweet thing to do.

Ed: Oh no, all my flower died. How am I going to remember them?

Pam: Why not have a Flower Funeral for them? We could crush them up and bury them.

Jeff: Sure! Lets go to Camp Swampy. I bet Stainy Stainglass would officiate.

Ed: Sure, a Flower Funeral would be nice because I love my garden! Sweet.

Stainy: Yes, I'll help! (he starts praying over the flowers) Dearly beloved, we are gathered here in memory of these beautiful flowers. May they always live in Heaven in beauty. (he makes the cross sign)

Ed: (bursts out crying) Poor flowers. I don't know what to do.

Stainy: Easy, I know you're stressed. But I got the Mary Mud right here. (he starts massaging Ed with the Mary Mud) Remember how good that felt? Its a nice way to end a Flower Funeral.

Jeff: (jumping up and down crying) I need some of that, too. Can I have some?

Stainy: Sure! This is the most important part of a Flower Funeral. You need flowers to stop stressing over flowers. Remember, flowers have power!

Pam: Sure. Its easy. Just remember its a trial but Flower Funerals make you smile! (she kisses Stainy and he rubs her with the Mary Mud)

by Dusty's Baby Powder November 24, 2011


RUSSIAN state Funeral

The delicate act of being thrown out of the 6th floor of a hospital window while you are still breathing.

Man...Sergei just had his Russian State Funeral after getting that contract renewed fort his tractor factory in Omsk.

by Murray the K September 7, 2022


Space Funeral

Space Funeral is an RPG game created in 2010 by thecatamites. It's a game about a depressed boy named Phillip who leaves his house to stop all the crazy things going on in his world. On the way, he fights enemies, recruits a new party member (A horse made out of severed legs), and interacting with special characters to key you in on where you're supposed to do (Not entirely)

Some guy: Hey have you ever played Space Funeral?
Some other guy: Yeah! It's really awesome!!!

by SOSOOSOS January 10, 2019


Your Funeral...

What Carnellio in SBBF says.
Dark Revolver > Deadspike > Dark Revolver > Summon > Redirect > Redirect > Mawaru > Nightmare Reign > Tyrant Revolver > Decapitate > Fatal Howl > Sweeping Seize > Shadow Riposte > Redirect > Shadow Riposte > Dark Revolver > Mawaru > Redirect > Nightmare Reign > Tyrant Revolver > Dark Revolver > Wandering Flame > Black Divinity

Carnellio: " Your Funeral... "

Trivia:

Dark Revolver > Deadspike > Dark Revolver > Summon > Redirect > Redirect > Mawaru > Nightmare Reign > Tyrant Revolver > Decapitate > Fatal Howl > Sweeping Seize > Shadow Riposte > Redirect > Shadow Riposte > Dark Revolver > Mawaru > Redirect > Nightmare Reign > Tyrant Revolver > Dark Revolver > Wandering Flame > Black Divinity Is actually a long version of Painting.

by ​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​ June 18, 2024


Facebook funeral

When someonegoes on a rant about how everyone is fake and phony or how they always need a break too. Then threatens to leave Facebook ( or social media ) forever on one of their Facebook statuses to get attention.

"Omg. I swear Breesha stay havin' a Facebook funeral. I wish she would just log off!!"

by SweetSioux1920 June 24, 2017