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"Hey, look at my Samsung galaxy S3"
"That's just another iPhone knock off by Samsung. "
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Steve Job’s definition of absolute shit, aka (A product designed to include a fucking stylus.)
Yo bro fuck my new Galaxy Note 8 i cant close porn ads with one fucking hand.
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The worst movie I have ever seen. A total waste of my life. A movie that is so bad that its terribleness can tick a nun off so bad that she dirty sanches the director.
Peter: dude did you see that that nun just dirty sanchesed that guy.
John: yeah the nun just came out of that gay movie, the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy. And the guy that just got dirty sanchesed was the director.
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Yo, you better get an iPhone or Motorola smartphone, otherwise you will end up Samsung Galaxy Note 7'ing yourself~!
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It is also Known as Grenade. The Taliban and ISIS Use this Little Piece of garbage in Rocket Launchers too to Get the world under their Control.
Pow
"Boom"
-A Samsung Galaxy Note 7
2016
10 iPhone XSs for less than 1000 bucks
I bought the best phone in the universe, the Samsung galaxy note 9
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The squeal to Super Mario Galaxy.
Super Mario Galaxy 2 is MUCH better than the first because they added Yoshi (yay) and Yoshi power-ups. There's a "Fat Albert ass load" of really awesome/challenging levels/bonuses. (The first game was hardly challenging at all.)
For everyone who pwned Bowser in Super Mario Galaxy 1 and thinks they do it in Super Mario Galaxy 2... Bowser is harder, so expect to lose a few lives. The final galaxy (Bowser's Galaxy Generator) is a great challenge, too.
HINTS: 1--Secret Mushroom: When you start Bowser's Galaxy Generator, you will see a path that goes to the left. Climb up the pole at the end of the path and you will see a the red mushroom with the yellow star. (Increases your life to 6.)
2--Super Ground Pound: Jump, spin, and while spinning, do a ground pound.
Kid1: Hey, dude! guess what?
Kid2: What?
Kid1: There's a new Mario game coming out soon!
Kid2: OMG! What's it called?!?!
Kid1: Super Mario Galaxy 2!!!
Kid2: OMG HOLY SHIT ROFL OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kid1 & Kid2: *goes so crazy their heads explode*
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