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An action whose sole purpose can vary for many reasons, but usually, the main cause for such an act is one of the following...
A. Boredom
B. Release of "stress"
C. Your hand is the closest thing to a dripping wet horny pussy that you'll ever get.
So just do it already.
Nadsack will stimulate his genitals all day,and nothing will cum out.
or
Nadsack will stimulate your genitals,and will only ask that when the time is right that you aim for his face.
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The first known euphemism for the sexual maneuver known universally as, 69.
Hey babe, how you feeling about a little double mouth to genitals tonight?
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the sickest video ever... it features a man cutting his own dick, then possibly the same or different man cutting his balls off with a hatchet... i watched the whole thing... very extreme stuff...
me:(sends hatchet vs genitals link to friend)
friend:what is it?
me:just watch it
friend:oohh hell no.... i couldnt watch the whole thing
me:pussy....
friend: u watched the whole thing?? u got balls dude....
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The mother of all STDs only carried by the filthiest of filthy whores...aaand Paris Hilton cough cough.
Safari Guide:(In Australian accent) Look over there lurking in the bushes, there is a Paris Hilton in her natural environment, but keep at least 10 feet away, or else you'll catch Genital Herpititus Aids.
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An alternative to a gender reveal party for mothers who would like to reveal the biological sex of the parasite living inside them, but will allow it to choose gender.
Andy: Kelly’s genital reveal party is Sunday.
Joe: Awesome! I’ll bring the kumquats!
A euphemism for semen/sperm.
See sperm and/or semen
The little generals in the genitals fulfilled their active duty tour...on her face last night.
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The Act of tucking your Cock and Balls in between your legs and backing up to a window with your ass and letting loose a G&L Fart.
Damn, he blew the windows out in style with a Gurgling Genital Gargoyle!!!!!!!
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