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Became 43rd President of the USA through a coup d'etat by colluding with his brother Jeb, Governor of Florida, to wipe black voters from voter registration roles.
Somehow graduated from Yale by binge drinking and was magically accepted into Harvard BUSINESS School with C- grades.
Took business degree and quickly ran three oil companies into the ground. Bailed out each time by Saudi Arabian sheiks, to whom he is now an oilbitch.
Only known cokehead President.
George "W" Bush is the first President ever elected without actually being elected or being able to speak the English language.
I believe that my 4 year old is smarter than George "W" Bush.
I believe my 4 year old monkey is smarter than George "W" Bush.
George "W" Bush didn't need an education, why do I?
When asked for an opinion on a matter of national security, George "W" Bush replied, "I don't know, ask Cheney."
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To be a idiot
Total Dumba$$
More retarded and stupid than most dumb and most stupid
Miserable Failure (Check on google.com by entering miserable failure and then clicking on "I'm Feeling Lucky")
George W. Bush is an idiot
George W. Bush is a dumba$$
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A man who won the 2000 election on questionable grounds, then listened way too much to his cronies who he appointed to all the good positions. They told him that he should invade Iraq after about a month in Afghanistan because they secretly knew their oil stocks would sky rocket. He used scare tactics to win the 2004 vote, although John Kerry was not a good cadidate either. On a totally non-political basis, the man is wrecking America, whether or not he's smart enough to realize it. He's basically taken the United States and made it a bunch of beaurocratic red-tape bullshit because he doesn't understand that you can cover your ass with a Cold-War style CIA-cover up. He thinks you need to horseshit your way through life with half-truths instead of just not telling anybody anything. The path of the US in the future doesn't look too bright anymore.
God damn you, George W. Bush.
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The only person to ever make Ashlee Simpson look intelligent by comparison.
If Mr. George W. Bush even has a brain then Ashlee Simpson is a fucking rocket scientist.
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"Is our children learning?"
Is all Iraq's base belong to us?
I just took a huge George, wiped my W and flushed the Bush.
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George W Bush is the 43rd president of the United States. His reign lasted for eight years (2001-2009). He was a very shitty president and a complete jackass.
As a child, George W Bush ate paint chips off of his basement wall.
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the infinite asshole. the cause for unnecessary war and death. the reason gas prices are so high, and that people are out of insurance, jobs, and homes the last one specifically for Katrina Victims
Martina: George W. Bush is an asshole.
Andrew: Don't blame me, I voted for the other guy.
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