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a nicer way of telling someone "get lost and leave me alone"
mom: David, go do your homeowrk,
David: get off my planet, i am going to Adam's house.
mom: I refuse to help you to save your sinking Titanic
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The way a grumpy old man greets small children playing soccer while he's sitting in a rocking chair.
Children: Sir? Can we have our ball back?
Grumpy old man: GET OFF MY LAWN!!!11ONEONE!!1!!!!1
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Phrase used in a derogatory fashion to deter one from copying or following another's actions.
When KQ used the phrase "sandy vagina"; I alerted him to get off my skiis as I was the one who coined this phrase
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The phrase used when a person is sweeping the floor and someone steps right into the pile of sweepings said person has gathered, accidentaly or deliberately, and scatters all of it back across the floor, causing the person to have to restart.
Idiot: Hey what's up man? (walking across the floor)
Sweeper: Oh, not much just sweeping the floor because my girlfriends coming over later.
Idiot: That's kool, well just let me get out of your hair.. (stepping on sweepings, scattering them)
Sweeper: Get off my sweep you bastard!!! Great now I have to start over. Just get out!
Idiot: This is my place?
Sweeper: ...
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When your God-like aura is so fucking good that people literally WILL NOT leave you the fuck alone.
They crave your attention so badly it is as if they are quite practically salivating at the lips to suck you off. In other words, they be on yo dick.
... but you are not in the mood for a good dick sucking and just want to be left alone...
"GET OFF MY DICK"
Shit homie, my girl won't leave me the F alone dawg... she just won't get off my dick.
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A term used when someone is getting weary of thier current situation and they just want to get some resolution already. Often times used when someone is ready to step it up or move on.
We have been dating for a year and your still not in love with me? Maybe I need to grow a Unihorn on my forehead with magic powers to get what I want! Or: I really want you to shit or get off the pot, but I'm afraid I will really regret it if you decide to "get off the pot" instead of "taking a shit"
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"Damn, this is going no were, get off my bone."
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