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When another person does something so mind-numbingly stupid that whipping out a glock and busting some caps is simply the only way to handle it
This morning my neighbor asked me if I had a case of the mondays...now that's a glock moment if I ever saw one.
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This is also known as "slide bite". It occurs when a moron fires any semi-automatic handgun and has his/her thumb too high up on the back of the weapon and when the trigger is pulled the person gets his/her thumb, or thumb region of their hand injured (usually a laceration) by the action of the slide. Glock Bite refers to when it is a Glock firearm being used by an idiot, and the idiot gets his/her hand injured.
John: Dude, lets go to the range again. I want to buck your Glock.
Joe: No numbnuts, I thought you would have had enough after that case of Glock Bite you got last time.
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This is a fake model used named in DieHard 2. It doesn't exist, regardless what the pinhead above says.
I believe everything they say in the movies, because I am a Glock 7
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smoke glock a just fired gun, smoking gun. Glock is a semi-auto hand gun, usually a 9MM.
JayZ song Hard Knock Life: From the dope spot, with the smoke glock/ Fleeing the murder scene,
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When you girlfriend mistaken your glock for a cock
Dam that's a big cock you have erm... thats my glock cock sarah
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to kill or beat anyone in a video game, especially in call of duty four.
I just glock stomped you.
yea but yer still losing by 50 points.
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Usually assisted by drinking or doing cocaine, the act of having sex with a girl more than 30 times in one night
Jack got Glock dick and fucked Jill 78 times!
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