Brain Glue

when your brain crawls out of your head then this helps keep it inside your brain-case. but it must be left to dry for at least 4 hours or it will just escape again.

damn im all out of brain glue. if i dont get some soon then he'll run away again.

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glue poo

when your poo is so tacky it sticks to everything and anything.

honey someone took a shit and they had glue poo, better grab a wire brush

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Shoot Glue

To ejaculate. To bust one's nut. To cum.

Brandi had me over...and to no surprise after only a few drinks she invited me to shoot glue in her box.

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Banana Glue

Those long strings that adhere to your hands when you open a banana are the makings of banana glue. Banana glue is almost always found on a table top or counter after breakfast. Once these long strings have dried all day or over night it is impossible to remove them and they will be a permanent part of the table top. No amount of scrubbing will remove them. You will learn to to use it in many ways once you have mastered the art of removing it.

Sue: What is this this brown strip on our counter?
Bill: That is the banana glue that I am making to use when I hang the poster in the den. I will either use it when I have enough for that or to patch the car seats where the cat ripped them on the last trip to the Vet.

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Glue boy

Derogatory/

Guy who sticks where he's not wanted. esp. trailing attractive women they'll never get with.

Characterised by greasy hair and/or general scrawneyness (inc. Ed harvey wardrobe) brought on by years of Sniffing Glue

Can apply to any guys who puts hoes' before bro's. People of little or no personal integrity.

"Graham following Rachel around alot - their not going out are they?Rachel's AMAZING.

No way,Graham's a creep, He's just being a Glue boy"

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butt glue

When one pulls aside a girl's panties, ejactulates on her ass, readjusts the panties, then slaps the ass to keep panties in place. Used to assert male dominance over the female and prevent wedgies.

Did you hear about what Kush did to that ho in the broom closet? He totally butt glued her.

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Baby Glue

A sticky substance that generates from the testes. aka pearl jam, man mayo, and sperm.

Woman: What are flavored condoms for?
Man: So bitches like you dont have to gargle baby glue.

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