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Golden Ham

A real or fictitious golden trophy or medal depicting a large ham which is awarded every Sunday morning to that member of a fraternatiy (or other group of male friends) who fucked the fattest chick over the weekend.

Example 1: Did you see that cow that Jeff hooked up with on Friday night? Unless Mike pulls fat Sandy off waivers tonight, I don't see how Jeff doesn't pick up the Golden Ham this week.

Example 2: After three straight weeks of winning the Golden Ham, Dave decided he would just jerk himself off all weekend and not go out.

by Stevo C. November 22, 2006


Golden Mudbucket

A sexual act where one partner gapes their anus, and the other partner urinates into it.

Charlie suggested that the pair engage in a golden mudbucket, but was taken aback when he found out he would be the bucket.

by MisterNefarious November 23, 2012


Golden Teapot

The act of tea bagging a male or female and then finishing them off by initiating a steady stream of urine into their mouth. The urine is then ingested. This act is more prevalent in the male homosexual community.

A Golden Teapot can be with cream or without. (ejaculating first into the mouth or after.)

You - Hey Uncle Jacob, I'm kinda thirsty, Golden Teapot?

Jacob - Well your dad is still working the fields, and this coffee is going right through me, I could probably brew a quick pot for you real quick-like. Make your face my toilet seat.

You - Thanks Uncle! You're the best!

by Shad0wStalk3r March 19, 2013


Golden Freddy

A spooky scary animatronic that is possessed and crashes your game for no reason but to be spoopy

OH NO IT'S GOLDEN FREDDY!

by FNAF forever September 19, 2019


golden god

See also Robert Plant

"I am a Golden God"
- Robert Plant, L.A., 1975.

"I am a golden god!"
- Russell Hammond (Billy Crudup), Almost Famous (2000)

by Buckiller September 18, 2007

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the golden ticket

1) A Trojan Magnum condom, since the color of the wrapper is gold.
2)Refers to the fact that a man's penis is wider than average; therefore, needing a condom with more room.

"Hey, how did it go last night with your boyfriend?"

"Amazing! He's got the Golden Ticket."

by Ashley aka Bunny October 8, 2006

34๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


golden corral

the place where rednecks and senior citizens come to dine every single day.

usual golden corral guest = no teeth

by g o d April 16, 2006

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