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The Solo Goldfish is a YouTuber based in the United States. He creates videos of things such as Minecraft videos and short films, as well as lots of random media like the "french fry video". Sometimes known as The Lonely Goldfish, this small influencer has a series called the Think Tank, in which he rants about literally anything. Take, for example, his video on why segregation is good IN A FANTASY SETTING. See, The Goldfish is not an ordinary YT content creator, he's funny, clever, and intellectual.
John McWhite-Guy: Who tf is The Solo Goldfish???
Me: A YouTuber who makes the funniest sh-t on the platform.
Used by BL fans to describe a scene with sexual intercourse. Derived from a common take where they show a goldfish after a explicit kissing scene in order to insinuate the occurrence of sexual intercourse.
Fujoshi 1: did you see the goldfish scene between Ae and Pete from Love by Chance?
Fujoshi 2: OMG, yes! That was so hot I almost cried!
“Hey Stacy, you gonna hit that?” *points at a guy*
“Nah Rebecca, he’s a pretzel goldfish.”
A Wannabe YouTuber who hasn't posted anything on his channel yet but I'm still subscribed to for some reason.
Dude 1: "Hey man, I see your still subscribed to Very-Sad Goldfish. Can I ask why?"
Dude 2: " I HONESTLY DON'T FUCKING KNOW WHY! I TOLD YOU THAT LAST WEEK!"
That damn goldfish is a phrase used by parents across the globe to describe a goldfish that will not die like we are talking two year old never fed fish that manages to survive
Dad: hey is it dead yet
Kid: nope
Dad: gah lee that damn goldfish
The bestest character from The Adventure Zone.
Person 1: Who is your favorite fantasy character?
Person 2 (me): Lord Steven Q. Fletcher Esquire Goldfish The Third
A man who lives on the delicious snack crackers shaped like goldfish.
Logan is the King of the Goldfish based on the giant silver bag by his desk.