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goldfish memory

the worst memory possible. Goldfishes have 1-10 second memory loss

the dumbest student e v e r: hey did you study for the test tomorrow? I didn't I have goldfish memory.
An average student: dude its not a test AN EXAM
the dumbest student e v e r: wait what. we have exams this week

by lunamoona457 January 13, 2024


that damn goldfish

That damn goldfish is a phrase used by parents across the globe to describe a goldfish that will not die like we are talking two year old never fed fish that manages to survive

Dad: hey is it dead yet
Kid: nope

Dad: gah lee that damn goldfish

by Pietro Django Miximoff July 8, 2017


Lord Steven Q. Fletcher Esquire Goldfish The Third

The bestest character from The Adventure Zone.

Person 1: Who is your favorite fantasy character?
Person 2 (me): Lord Steven Q. Fletcher Esquire Goldfish The Third

by Your friendly neighborhood idi October 23, 2020


King of the Goldfish

A man who lives off of tiny crackers in the shape of a goldfish.

Logan is the King of the Goldfish as you can tell by the empty silver bag & crumbs on his desk.

by Lordoftime25 September 28, 2022


King of the Goldfish

A man who lives on the delicious snack crackers shaped like goldfish.

Logan is the King of the Goldfish based on the giant silver bag by his desk.

by Lordoftime25 September 28, 2022


spooky goldfish

the most epic gamer

everyone: wow spooky goldfish is a great youtuber

everyone else: I know

by Spooky Goldfish December 1, 2020


floor goldfish

Try it, you won't.

Justin asked Justin, "would you like to floor goldfish with me?"

by Floorgoldfish October 19, 2022