the worst memory possible. Goldfishes have 1-10 second memory loss
the dumbest student e v e r: hey did you study for the test tomorrow? I didn't I have goldfish memory.
An average student: dude its not a test AN EXAM
the dumbest student e v e r: wait what. we have exams this week
That damn goldfish is a phrase used by parents across the globe to describe a goldfish that will not die like we are talking two year old never fed fish that manages to survive
Dad: hey is it dead yet
Kid: nope
Dad: gah lee that damn goldfish
The bestest character from The Adventure Zone.
Person 1: Who is your favorite fantasy character?
Person 2 (me): Lord Steven Q. Fletcher Esquire Goldfish The Third
A man who lives off of tiny crackers in the shape of a goldfish.
Logan is the King of the Goldfish as you can tell by the empty silver bag & crumbs on his desk.
A man who lives on the delicious snack crackers shaped like goldfish.
Logan is the King of the Goldfish based on the giant silver bag by his desk.
everyone: wow spooky goldfish is a great youtuber
everyone else: I know
Justin asked Justin, "would you like to floor goldfish with me?"