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To take your dick and soak it shit water, and shove down the female throat and then fuck her in the ass adding a donkey punch in the end.
Guy 1: Dude how was your date last night, with Alyssa?
Guy 2: We got dinner and then I Dirty Gomezed her.
All the definitions below are completely wrong. A Dirty Gomez is simply when a man removes his penis from his partners ass after anal sex and proceeds to draw a shit moustache on his own face.
He pulled his cock out of her ass and gave himself a Dirty Gomez
Making such sweet cunnilingus love to your woman that she covers your face in lady juice and you smile up at her with a Mexican grin.
I loved my woman so much she blessed with with a coating to make my smile angelic in the way of a shiny Gomez.
Honestly one of the funniest guys you will ever meet.He is actually the best mexican guy you can ever meet.He is such a smartass,he is funny as fuck and will do anything no matter what it is.He gets grounded a lot and he will do anything to get kicked out of school he is one of the best friends you will ever have and never lose him.
Diego Gomez is honestly the best.
A sexy beast who gets mad hoes and has fantastic shoe game (currently wearing white sexy Adidas) does OK in school and will never EVER be gay that us weird and uncomfortable in his religion well thats about all besides that he has a lot of friends too. PIECE
Wow that fboy walking down the hall looks like a Benjamin Gomez
A famous autotune-based singer.
Person 1: “Have you heard Selena Gomez’s new song?”
Person 2: “No, is it good?”
Person 1: “Yeah, it’s a song about Justin Bieber!”
Person 2: “again? it’s been years since they broke up, I feel so bad. She should really move on :(“
The most talented musician. She is down to earth and pretty as hell. So selena gomez means perfect
The new student in my class is so selena gomez