goose

Just your average looking girl. In between a hot gorgeous girl (juice) and a overweight female (moose). When your at a party and there are a ton of girls there, but none of them are hot and none of them are ugly....you are in the presence of a whole flock of geese.

"I didnt get a good look at that girl"
"Oh dont worry she was just a goose"

"So whats the juice situation at this party?"
"Dude were surrounded by a whole flock of geese".

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The Goose

The Goose, mostly used in a poker game, meaning you are having a run of bad luck, that you have been delat a bad hand

The goose is honking

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goose

a sexy little love machine who likes it in the shower

goose:the water feels great thereeee...

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Goosing

goosing is when a girl attempts to be a hoe by showing off her ass that is flat af, but in reality she is awkward as hell and can't talk to a guy and becomes a weird awkward goose.

Justin- yo that girl over there is awkward as hell.
Tim- yeah that girl is always goosing she can't even make eye contact with a guy.
Justin-lmao she's probably lesbian.

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Goosed

Past tense-To mess up or ruin

Oh boy I sure goosed that joke

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goosing

whilst having anal intercourse with a woman you stick you fingers down her throat to make her wretch and this tightens the sphincter muccle increasing your pleasure

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goosing

The man penetrates his lady friend in the 'doggy' position. At the point of climax, he puts his hands to the side of his body and flaps his hands/ arms as a goose would flap their wings. Usually done on a friday, after moosing on a thursday. Often followed by Footlosing on a Saturday. Goose-esque sound effects/shaking of the head are optional. See also Moosing and Footlosing

He my names Jack, do you like Moosing? well then you will love Goosing...

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