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In essence, when one is acting like a granola bar, it means that they are acting in an unstable and unprecedented manner, that it evokes concern to all individuals nearby. Like Nature Valley Granola Bars, which tend to disintegrate easily. If an individual's mental health and overall lifestyle is showing signs of decline and instability, one could say that they are acting like a granola bar. In closure, to act like a granola bar means that you are fucking Wilding and acting crazy asf.
Person 1 background: recently lost their job, about to be evicted, has gotten numerous restraining orders in the last few days, hasn't taken care of their hygiene in a long ass time, and is doing black tar heroin on the double.
"Hey bro, you see that thicc ass Boulder near the highway?"
Person 2: "yeah what about it?"
Person 1: " yo we should like totally drive full speed towards it, it would be like so poggers lol"
Person 2:" imma be real with you, you have been acting like a granola bar recently, I think we should have an intervention"
A term that best describes people that lack personal hygiene , are overly consumed with environmental conservation. A new era, 21st Century hippie.
Yo, babe, look, Ruth still refuses to shave any of her “hot spots” or legs all in the name of water conservation. PU!! Straight Crunch granola
When one is cockblocked by a vegan.
I was gonna try to score with that frat girl but that guy with the dreads and a hemp necklace granola stopped me.
A late 1980s term used by kids to describe hippie wannabes.
Man, that person in bell-bottoms is a real granola cluster.
Person 1: Andrea is my granola bar baba grill
Person 2: I quit my job.
When you are having sex with someone from behind, pull out, and jizz in their hair without telling them about it. Then, in the morning when they wake up and run their fingers through their hair, and run into the crunchy, crusty, and clumpy mess, and say “what the hell is this”, you point and loudly yell “Granola Sunrise!!”
I gave my wife a Granola Sunrise last Saturday. Been sleeping in the garage ever since. Totally worth it.