asshole gremlin

When one tucks his cock and balls between his legs and bends over.

It's kind of self explanitory

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Poo Gremlin

The fictional gremlin that you imagine touching your ass as you poo into a dark smelly porto-potty.

Mark: Ricky I havent shit in 3 days!

Ricky: Why thats weird?

Mark: No its not, im just afraid of the Poo Gremlin touching my ass while I shit. Ill just wait till I get home.

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Wall Gremlin

A person who continually leaves unwanted posts on your Facebook wall.

"Hey Stacy, I saw that Jim left another post on your wall this morning."

"Yeah, I know. That's his third this week. He's such a wall gremlin."

"Go Bengals!"

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code gremlin

Strange behavior in a buggy computer program, which you have yet to find an explanation for

I'm writing a linked list, but when I try to print it with some test data the nodes are all in the wrong order and I can't figure out why. Fucking code gremlins...

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Vagina Gremlin

The meaning in which you encounter a females genitalia and see something that should not be there, i.e. lint, tampon, cobwebs, a smurf, perhaps a strong odor, or a used condom. Not limited to std's.

Hey man i was with this girl last night and we were like eatin' face and shit so i ripped her draws off and was like "oh shit...... Vagina Gremlin."

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Tremlin Gremlin

oral sex, or the act of recieving it. Or a phrase reffering to it.

I just got some tremlin gremlin.

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pocket gremlin

that little creature who lives in your pocket (also has become the explanation of how any wires in your pocket(s) gets tangled up

"what the hell...my headphones, they're tangled up DAMN YOU POCKET GREMLIN!!!"

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