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To actively distract the least attractive female of a group for the sake of your male companions.
(generally performed as an act of sacrifice to help your buddies score).
Dude! You're on grenade watch tonight...
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1. the act of skeeting into an asshole
1. DUDE, i totally anal grenaded this chick i met at the club last night
2. If you don't shut the fuck up bitch, ima anal grenade you
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In Halo, blue grenades that stick to almost any surface and explode in a cool way.
Pro: don't forget, THE BLUE ONES STICK.
Newbie: *accidentally sticks on to back of Pro's head* they what?! oh sh*t!
*BOOM*
*Pro has been killed by ally Newbie*
*Newbie has killed self*
Blue team: -2
Red team: 0
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The Ugly friend of the Hot Chick that you want to hook up with. Someone has to "jump on the hand grenade" so the other can get to the hottie.
Jay had to jump on the hand grenade so that i could hook up with her hot friend.
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Round or irregularly shaped pseudo-food typically found in school cafeterias or military mess halls.
"God, that smell. You do that?"
"Sorry, stomach grenade..."
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When you purposely leave a used condom inside a females vagina after sex. Applying Schrödinger's paradox, the female is now in a state of quantum superposition where she is both pregnant and not pregnant.
Jesse: G'day mate, so how was last night?
Stephen: Fuuuuuck dude I gave Rae the Schrödinger's grenade, and she has no idea jajaja.
Brandon: Fuck me mate you're so loose, better get some money ready for child support.
Ernst: Or not, you don't know mate.
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Farting in ones hand while keeping it contained and putting it in someones face.
Andy's fart grenade made Josh pass out
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