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A Person that is supposed to guard your car wherever it is parked, Although most of them are too drunk or high to be of any protection to your car. And if you dont tip some of them enough they will fuck your car up.
Yeah some car guard fucked my car up! My father got mugged by some associates of the car guard, after he tipped him.
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the roll of belly fat that is exposed between the top of the jeans and the bottom of the shirt.
If her pants weren't 2 sizes too small, she wouldn't have a brush guard
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a man who is known for his comically strange antics whilst fucking himself over constantly. Very few others in the world realize his predicament. he is proliferously dangerous whilst besotted porque his life is precariously hanging by a thread. yo no se su vida. ps his mortal archnemesis is a man named blue wave that continues to fuck his day up. any kind of bebidas alcohólicas will surely end this poor mans rememberance of life. he truly is a philosophizer. ps the end.
look at fuckin win"guard" he got fucked up by that blue wave and started philosophizing perpetually about all the things in his life that truly nobody gives a fuck about.
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the mental state in which one feels they should have grown men stripped naked with only hoods on their head and pretend to machine gun their genitals.
Mental state dissipates once photographs air on 60 Minutes.
My God, did she just put that prisoner's ass on the other dude's head? Is she pointing at his junk while taking a picture?
Yes. She has a guard mentality.
Oh, okay.
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A person(s) who defends a person with triggers (or other mental issues) or attempts to pre-warn others to someone's trigger. While valid, it can often backfire on the person doing the defending as they can be seen as a White Knight.
Steve, Monica's Trigger Guard, told everyone to stop posting pictures from Five Nights at Freddy's because it was one of her triggers.
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A hybrid of a Power Forward and Point Guard. Term mostly used on the basketball court. Most times the power guard will have broad shoulders and skinny legs (often referred to as a Y man).
Man if that power guard is driving on you, best get out the way.
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Dang, check out the skinny legs on that power guard.
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verb. To act possessively towards a female, esp. an ex or a female friend.
"You're way too good to be dating that schlub."
"Dude, quit cock-guarding me."
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