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the reason you keep getting game overs in BOTW
Link:*walking through hyrule field*
*guardian theme plays*
*link starts seeing red dot on his body*
Guardian: so you have chosen death
A fucking op weapon in fallout 4 that does double damage and is bought from vault 81
Holy shit I just 1 shit a mirelurk king with the overseers guardian
A person who reads a statement in the morning and preaches by the afternoon
Luke Skywalker knows nothing of the force in the morning, meets Obi Wan, learns a bit about the force. Thinks he's a jedi by tea time. Such a guardian reader!
Marxist fool incapable of processing information and reads to Guardian to remain insulated in his stupid. A cross between Harold Shipman and Coco the Clown, with the core Marxist beliefs of Hitler or Lenin
No way would the Guardian Reader attempt to live in a socialist paradise like China or North Korea. Or use soap.
It’s a software used by some schools on a device we use for schools to block some websites deemed “destructive to learning” by said school. It also blocks things when there’s no internet connection for some reason, and when the students are at home. It’s actually kind of funny how it blocks websites that hardly have any distraction potential like webtoon(like it’s just webcomics bruh) and Naver(99% of people here don’t know how to speak Korean, what are they gonna do with a website containing Korean webcomics?) and WhatsApp web and discord (like what beef dy have with a messaging platform? Yk we can achieve the same outcome with Google chat right?) They also blocked the no internet game for some reason. But they do know what’s best for students after all, so they can definitely be trusted *cough cough cough* sorry I choked on my water and while writing this
Someone who wants to read webcomics: why did mobile guardian webtoon again?
Someone who uses Discord: I don’t know, they blocked 99% of social media as well. It cannot be rationally comprehended by “Low lifes” like us who apparently have no brain cells and no self control in the eyes of higher ups. But alas we yield and trust that they know what’s best for us, because they most likely do
Released in 2018. It’s an absolute shitty reboot of one of the best Canadian cartoons ever made: ReBoot. They took the show and turned it into an animated Live-Action teen drama hybrid, which pissed off a lot of fans of the original cartoon, since they were waiting YEARS and YEARS for the show to make a grand return. The story is bland, unoriginal and doesn’t follow the source material. The characters are also walking one-dimensional faggots, the animation looks inferior compared to OG ReBoot and looks like something you would see in a PS1 title, it doesn’t have enough pop-culture or video game references, and then they borrowed stuff from Tron: Legacy, Code Lyoko and Power Rangers. POWER RANGERS AND CODE LYOKO OF ALL THINGS. What a gigantic clusterfuck, this is how to NOT make a proper return of a beloved CGI-Animated cartoon. It is worse than Dragon Ball Evolution. But hey, Megabyte’s redesign looks alright.
Person: Hey have you seen ReBoot: The Guardian Code yet?
Me: Yeah, it was an absolute shitstorm. The old show is better.
Person: Yeah, I totally agree! The characters and story were uninspiring to say the least.
A deeply insecure and distrusting man who constantly obsesses over his girlfriends, wife's or female friends attractiveness and percieve every mans interaction as an attempt to obtain access to his ladies private area. He will never relax in a social setting if there is one other man in the proximity, his hyper-vigilant state of paranoia is an issue that causes much friction in his home life
I'm so sick of him always behaving like this! I don't need a minge guardian, I can take care of myself