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Horny Ass Mom.
A mom that is horny. Many times even after getting laid. Mom that could use an extra 20% to satisfy the urge. A mom that is as horny as the dad. A mom that starts more 'sessions' than the dad because she needs a bone in her ham.
HAMs at my office are always bitchin', they need to get laid more.
You see that HAM over there, I'am about to bone in her!
I am going to bone those HAMS'.
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Horny Ass Mom.
A mom that is horny. Many times even after getting laid. Mom that could use an extra 20% to satisfy the urge. A mom that is as horny as the dad. A mom that starts more 'sessions' than the dad because she needs a bone in her ham.
HAMs at my office are always bitchin', they need to get laid more.
You see that HAM over there, I'am about to bone in her!
I am going to bone those HAMS'.
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Home and masterbate
Person One: I’m going to go ham tonight.
Person Two: Keep that to yourself bro...
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1. noun: A tasty pinkish meat that is cut from a pig.
2. adj: A word to describe the exhaust sound from a ricer's car.
1. "This is one tasty ham sandwich"
2. "This kid flew by me and all i heard was hhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmm."
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An abbreviation for the phrase "having a moment". Can be used similar to 'i ily you" such as "I'm having a ham" which is grammatically incorrect of course, or just simply "I'm ham".
Person 1: *sigh* *has a sad face*
Person 2: awww, what's up?
Person 1: sorry, i'm just having a ham.
Person 2: oh k
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