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Spank the Hamster

A term for masturbation.

Ted: I'ma go Spank the Hamster for no reason.
Dilbert: 'Kay.

by fubsish August 14, 2009

33πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


Stringy Hamster

The stringy hamster is where a woman is menstruating and the male who hasn't shaved in a few days puts his face next to her vagina and her blood leaks on to his face resembling a violated hamster

Sometimes i wish we could share a Stringy Hamster

by SHENZILLA December 16, 2010

446πŸ‘ 252πŸ‘Ž


Hamster Hump

The act of vigorous dry humping.

"She put her hair in pigtails, so I hamster humped the crap out of her."

by Matt H. October 6, 2004

18πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Hamster House

A hamster forum with an ever-growing community of hamster lovers. It is made up of people of all ages and from all over the world. The members are intelligent and welcoming. It is loosely moderated and therefore more fun than other hamster forums. All of the members worship Almi, their hamster God.

Almi pwns Hamster House.

by Almipwns March 31, 2009

9πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Guilty Hamster

The sexual act of placing a dead rodent in a condom, freezing for 3 hours, and inserting into the rectum (Usually male). Most often used in fraternities and other college parties. Very similar to the Alaskan Pipeline.

Larry: Mike, do you have any dead hamsters laying around?

Mike: Of course, my friend, why?

Larry: Do you want a 'Guilty Hamster?'

Mike: Certainly!

by JaLiv6 December 31, 2011

47πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž


Hamster Death

To die in a pathetic, stupid, and most often anticlimactic way. As many pet hamsters (sadly) do.

β€œThey built them up as a terrifying villain for the whole show, only to have them killed in one hit from a kid!”

β€œWow, what a hamster death.”

by MinisculeCakes May 30, 2022


hamster nuts

Massive fat large gigantic hamster cock

Giannas hamster has fat fuckin hamster nuts man they are huge

by epiccockmaster69 October 3, 2021