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A lap-dance with a hand applied happy ending at one of Detroit's famous gentlman's clubs.
Dave left the Booby Trap on 8-mile with a smile on his face last night. What happened? One of the dancer's in their gave him a Detroit Handshake.
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When a young woman corners you in a mexican restaurant and demands that you grab her breasts. Alcohol is usually involved.
Dude, I was just chilling at Rigos and a girl gave me a California Handshake then offered me a beer.
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When you reach into a used toilet bowl up to your elbow to try to remove a clog.
"Wow James, you were in the bathroom for a while. Did you just do a brown handshake?"
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A girl gives a guy a handjob. When the guy cums, she catches the jizz with her other hand. The girl then immediately gives one rather firm yank to the guy's member while simultaneously giving an open handed slap across his face with the jizz-laden hand. Before the guy can react, the girl quickly turns and walks away.
"I thought she forgave me for cheating on her because she started giving me a handjob later on. Well, I was wrong because after I came, she gave me the gypsy handshake. Crazy bitch!"
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An unorthodox greeting whereby the dominant person will kiss the toes of the more submissive person and then their forehead.
Dave walked into the room where Dan was laying down and gave him the Cypriot handshake, Dave kissed Dan’s toes and then his forehead.
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When two or more bearded men greet each other by gently tugging and/or shaking each others beards.
Jim greeted Bill with a lumberjack handshake .
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Establishing dominance by shaking another man’s hand with a handful of Lays BBQ, crushing those chips in the process.
After giving this fellow a thorough jawjacking, Russ gave him the ol chip handshake goodbye.