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A state of rowdy drunkedness in which an individual is unaffected by the repercussions of their behavior; generally accompanied by cheap beer, rot gut whiskey, and sing-along outlaw country tunes.
Man, I was totally hank tanked when I puked in that beer can!
That drummer was so hank tanked that he was passing out at his drumset on the third song of the first set!
He only drank four beers and he was ALREADY hank tanked!!
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A retarded fat guy who does a "radio show" for 10 listeners.
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n. an act similar to the "Wet Willy" involving the insertion of one's finger in one's own rectum, and then placing it into the ear of another. Other variations of this are the "Stinky Wet Hank", used with diarrhea; and, the other, with the substitution of one's finger with one's own penis.
Emo Pat (coming in crying tears of joy): Oh, fellow confidants, my dear yonder Rachel hath given me ye olde stinky hank last night in mine horseless-carriage upon the misty mountain hop!
Confidants: FAR OUT!
Rachel (smashing through the wall): And, he returned the favour...BOO YAH, GRANDMA!
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A sexual move
Verb or Noun
Step 1: poop one large solid turd on a plate or baking sheet
Step 2: pour some water over it
Step 3: quickly put in the freezer till frozen
Step 4: use as dildo until melted
Mark really tore Ally up with that cold hank last night I heard!
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A married, middle-aged man with a propane fetish.
Star in the Cartoon King of the Hill
Hank hill occasionally has dreams about propane.
Hank: "Propane and Propane Accessories."
Hank: "Damnit bobby..."
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Another word used when "ghetto" just isn't enough / Do-Rag, gang banger, hell...
AWWW SHIT DIZZAWG, THAT RIDE OF YOURS BE SO HARTE HANKS!
Awwwwwww nawwww foo! My familiy was so Harte Hanks, that we had to beat the shit out of ourselves once our popz was too tired to do it.
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1) An informal way of saying thanks or thank you.
2) An expression, derived from thanks, to express appreciation.
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