Random
Source Code

Haunting the Church

When a guy ejaculates in a girl, sending his holy ghosts to haunt her sacred place.

After a girls had sex, her "church" is likely to be "haunted" for a short time after and it's not advised for anyone else to go poking around unless they are super brave.

Haunting the Church:

Bro 1: "Hailey just gave me the eye, I think we're going to go back to mine for some 2 person push-ups."

Bro 2: "Easy there Bill Murray, she was doing some gland-to-gland combat with her ex at pre drinks. That church is haunted for sure."

Bro 1: "Sounds like mass will be in the Rectory tonight."

Bro 2: "Spooky..."

by MonsieurSoixanteNeuf November 7, 2021


Haunted house

Haunted house was a parody comedy movie with one of the Waynes brothers it is hilarious

I like that part when the ghost fucked each one of them in the movie a haunted house

by Certified concoction September 10, 2020


Haunted House

a haunted house the place where you shit yourself the place you screech like a pussy. you will never forget your visit to a haunted house.
I warned you!

haunted house

by pebbles1017 January 14, 2020


Haunted doll

I doll that is like possessed like dont mess with them

Hey! how are you
my haunted doll killed me last night.

by Urrrrrr mommm June 19, 2022