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Ejaculate in a girls mouth, poke her in the eyes and clap her ears, temporarily making her deaf, blind and mumbling, much like Helen Keller.
Mary likes to talk after sex so I decided to give her the Helen Keller to shut her up.
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Other then these stupid definitions here whatever the hell they mean, Helen Kellen was a woman who was blind and deaf since she was nineteen months of age which could have started by some kind of Scarlett fever. Annie Sullivan was the teacher to brake through her isolation, like in the movie the miracle worker which is based on her true story. She campaigned for woman's suffrage,workers' rights, and socialism. Was born June 27 1880 and lived to June 1st 1986.
Helen Keller was a great historical person and she was really blind and deaf and achieved a lot through out her life.
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She is a very loud, and outgoing person. She doesn't let anyone get in her way. Speaks her mind. Also looking for the long term results.
I'm about to Marie-Helene myself out of this situation.
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one hundred and twenty five miles per hour.
them's cops fina chasin me, but i fina doin a buck and a helen
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The state of awareness you assume when you are playing a first person shooter video game (i.e. Modern Warfare 2) and you take a full frontal blast from a flashbang grenade that fully blinds and deafens you, thus giving you the effect that you are "Helen Keller", aimlessly fumbling around blind and deaf to the world.
James: "Steve, to your right, shoot that guy!"
Steve: "Dude I'm 'Helen Keller'! I can't see or hear shit!"
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Worst school in the world. Full of people who think they're gangster but if someone threatens them they already go to the police. There are three groups there, 036'rs ( fake gangsters ), Emo's and the Nazi's and all of them suck equally.
Food is also overpriced and even the teachers want to quit.
Joe: "Damn that girl is kinda cute"
Luc: "Dude, don't bother, she goes to Helen Parkhurst."
The cursed 2 words for every P6's in Singapore who had taken their Math PSLE which got every of the P6's emo.
Student 1: "Did you guys think you can get the Helen & Ivan question correct?"
Student 2: *gets killed by a 50 and 20 cent coin*
Student 1: "CHERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! CALL MOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!"