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Ejaculate in a girls mouth, poke her in the eyes and clap her ears, temporarily making her deaf, blind and mumbling, much like Helen Keller.
Mary likes to talk after sex so I decided to give her the Helen Keller to shut her up.
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Other then these stupid definitions here whatever the hell they mean, Helen Kellen was a woman who was blind and deaf since she was nineteen months of age which could have started by some kind of Scarlett fever. Annie Sullivan was the teacher to brake through her isolation, like in the movie the miracle worker which is based on her true story. She campaigned for woman's suffrage,workers' rights, and socialism. Was born June 27 1880 and lived to June 1st 1986.
Helen Keller was a great historical person and she was really blind and deaf and achieved a lot through out her life.
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She is a very loud, and outgoing person. She doesn't let anyone get in her way. Speaks her mind. Also looking for the long term results.
I'm about to Marie-Helene myself out of this situation.
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one hundred and twenty five miles per hour.
them's cops fina chasin me, but i fina doin a buck and a helen
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The state of awareness you assume when you are playing a first person shooter video game (i.e. Modern Warfare 2) and you take a full frontal blast from a flashbang grenade that fully blinds and deafens you, thus giving you the effect that you are "Helen Keller", aimlessly fumbling around blind and deaf to the world.
James: "Steve, to your right, shoot that guy!"
Steve: "Dude I'm 'Helen Keller'! I can't see or hear shit!"
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Helen B Is a kind, shy, and special person. This is a person who will be there when you need her most. Think like a best friend, but higher in rank
Ultra friend? She is shy, but moderate and is willing to help people when they need her most.
Person: Hey, is she your best friend?
Soup: She is Helen B.
This phrase will invoke fear into the minds of any Primary 6 (A 12 year old) who has ever attempted this dangerous question because of how ridiculously difficult it is (MOE pls don't sue me)
Here's the question:
Helen and Ivan had the same number of coins. Helen had a number of 50-cent coins and 64 20-cent coins.
These coins had a mass of 1.134 kg.
Ivan had a number of 50-cent coins and 104 20-cent coins.
Question 1: Who has more money in coins and by how much?
Question 2: Given that each 20-cent coin is 2.7 g heavier than 50 cent coin, what’s the mass of Ivan’s coins in kg (kilograms)?
Teacher: Ok guys lets try this question!
Students: *Sees Helen and Ivan in the question*
Students: *Faints*
Students: I HATE MATH