Log N' Hide

Similar in concept to the Shout N' Run but in this case the person logs on and right away procededs to ignore any incoming messages to turn on their away message and dissapear into the void.

Phylor 12: *logs on*
Sega Slayer: Hey, Phylor! I have to tell you something important! Its a good thing you signed on!
Auto Reply from Phylor 12: I'm away from my computer right now...
Sega Slayer: WHAT!? No you aren't! You just signed on! I know you have to be there to sign on!
Sega Slayer: Phylor! I'm not fucking stupid! Do you really think I'm falling for this!?
Phylor 12: (three days later) Oh, hi...

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Stoner Hide & Seek

When a person gets quite blazed and hides their goodies after use, then when they want to smoke again later, they have to seek their forgotten (hidden) belongings.

Colin: Gabby I dont want to get you sick, pass me my bowl.
Gabby: Where is it?
Colin: Its in the bag.
Gabby: No it's not...looks like its time to play Stoner Hide & Seek!
Colin: *sighs* COME OUT COME WHERE EVERRRRRRRRR YOU AREEEEEEEEEEEE

where to hide the body

probably on the second page of google, or bing.

Murderer: "Dude, where to hide the body?"
Person: "probably on the second page of google, or bing."

Hide and go get it

A version of hide and go seek played with boys on one team and girls on the other and when the boy findes the girl he gets to fuck her.

Yo i got to fuck Julia in the ass when we played hide and go get it.

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Hide and Go Plank

A game similar to hide and go seek, where instead of simply hiding like a scrub, you plank until you are found. Can also be done with owling or batmanning.

A: "Bro, wanna go play some manhunt?"

B: "Nah brah. Manhunt is for pussies. Let's do some Hide and Go Plank."

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hide under a rock

not involved in social activities

Did you hide under a rock?

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internet hide and seek

when you cant get wireless internet in your current position, and you have to move around in different places to find a connection. the internet is a sneaky little bastard dont let it fool you.

Garret: "God damnit i cant get internet."

Alex: "Go look for it."

Garret: "I dont feel like playing internet hide and seek."

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