hike and push

When you're walking and you hike one leg up and push out a fart.

My sister-in-law walked past and did a hike and push.

That’s a hike

Philly slang for “that’s too far”

Person 1: Come see me, I live down sw

Person 2: I’m ngl that’s a hike.

no-joke hikes

No joke hikes are hikes that more than a "hike" in the suburbs, where moms go to the park for a 30 minute "hike" and then head to the bar. No joke hikes are at least four miles long, you may even schedule your vacations to have these types of hikes in them and they are not an excuse just to head to the bar.

Me: I have to get in shape for this trip?
Them: Where are you going?
Me: I'm hiking the Canyonlands in April with the Explorer Chicks. Our longest hike is 11 miles. Others are 5 miles.
Them: WoW! Thats a no-joke hikes!

Hiking Basilisk

The hiking basilisk is a heavy smoker. He is bad at Call of Duty and mostly every other game he plays. he uses improper grammar and makes an abundance of spelling mistakes while trying to insult people on Facebook.

Josh: Jake was being a real Hiking Basilisk Yesterday he told me "yuor a fukng fagot" on facebook

Kyle: wow what a jerk.

hike dick

Having sex with a foul smelling penis after a long hike

Ima give you this hike dick.

hikes joy

Better than funny

Jasmine thought the joke was hikes joy: hikes joy

hike-ing

When you are racing in a video game and start trolling the other racers

I was hike-ing my friends last night in Grand Theft Auto 5.