Kate Hikes

Kate Hikes is a pattern recognition expert who works in data analysis.

She's often in trouble with HR for noticing trends in her office, but she's really just trying to help the company, albeit in a naïve and overly goodhearted way.

The term has come to be used in reference to anyone with similar characteristics, who gets in trouble for pointing out things that are true but anathema to talk about.

Friend: Did you hear about Dave getting the ax?
Bro: Yeah, he started paying attention and now he's going the Kate Hikes route.
Friend: If only he knew when to keep his mouth shut.
Kate Hikes: What did he do wrong? Everything he said was true...
Bro & Friend: BROO!

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Hikes

A reaction to everything bad.

“Dude I lost my socks”

hikes man

“Why haven’t you replied to me”

Hikes, I forgot

“My cat ran away”

Hiiiikkeeessss

Hike

To go out on a good long journey mostly to rejuvenate oneself.. i went to kananaskis last year where were you? A journey close to home but yet far away..

I went on a hike in kananaskis last year..

Hike

noun
Meaning: a long walk, usually in the country.

verb
Meaning: to go on a hike or hikes.

noun
EX: a twenty-mile hike and What I eat in a day on a hike.

verb
EX: She has hiked all over Britain.

hike

I am a rich little white girl tho too so I can bring whatever you want to eat supper out or do you know what you think you are looking for a divorce and family members in the evening

We hiked bear butte to divorce friends and family.

Special Hiking buddies

A male and a female who aren’t a couple that go and do sexual activities together in fields,forests etc.

Me and samantha are special hiking buddies we do it most weekends

hike and push

When you're walking and you hike one leg up and push out a fart.

My sister-in-law walked past and did a hike and push.