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When, in a moment of weakness, mother nature calls in a vulgar, disgusting, but creative way.
A hibernating hippo is when someone takes the lid off the toilet cistern and does "number two's", before replacing the lid, leaving the surprise for someone else to find
Hibernating hippo's have been known to go unsighted for days on end, but their smell attracts the interest of many creatures such as flies and small children.
"There's an awful smell in this loo but the toliet seems to be flushed."
"Maybe someone dropped a hibernating hippo - check the cistern."
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To ejaculate on someone's stomach
Claire just took a fat hippo shot to the belly button.
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A dairy product which is used to attract and capture wild hippos. After a hippo sized hole is dug in the ground it is covered by leaves over a straw mat. The cheese is placed in the centre. Nocturnal feeding hippos are lured by the scent of the cheese and fall into the hole below. They can then be domesticated and trained to be house-hippos.
Also used to describe something that appears better than it seems or lures somebody into danger.
I've read the brochure but its a load of hippo-cheese.
Whilst the upper classes believe that they can dabble with cocaine and not get hurt, they are in fact playing with hippo-cheese.
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When a morbidly obese woman's camel toe is so big it resembles a pair of hippo lips
"My sister's pants are so tight you can see the whiskers on her hippo lips"
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n.)
1.) slang term for a very large draw on a marijuana bowl packed huge with some fat buds. Usually associated with the action of 'swimming'.
2.) an animal in the amphibius species of the Hippopotamus genus. Resides typically in warm, tropical climate. The terms originate in the Greek words for "river" and "horses".
1.) God: "Hey man...let's go swimmin' with those purple hippos."
You: "Amen, brotha."
2.) Little Susie: "Gee mommy! I'd sure love to go swimming with the purple hippos when I grow up and am a big girl!"
Mommy: "Oh hunny you'll be able to swim with the hippos when you turn 6 next week! Mommy and Daddy will show you how with the whole family!"
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Hippo Hunter (noun)
1. A slang term for a man who likes having sex with large women.
My uncle Charles is the biggest hippo hunter in the world.
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Doggy style sex with a girl weighing 250 or more in a full bathtub while holding her head underwater. Upon climax release her head and watch as she gasps for air like a hippo.
Dude I totally did this fat bitch hippo style.
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