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Holmes

Same word as homes but spelled different.

Ayo Homes, how many Holmes are you going to invest in?

Aye Homes! We live in Holmes, NOT Homes…..

by Chief Moskeesha November 29, 2021


peter holmes

A 100mph guy that doesn't know his arse from his elbow, or how to make a coffee

"Joey Essex was once a Peter Holmes ... "

by green deal UK November 6, 2014


A keiran holmes

When a female wears a strap on and the male proceeds to deepthroat it

Albane "hey babe, Wana do a Keiran Holmes tonight?"

Keiran "hell yeah babe. Then I can turn around and you can pop it in my bum"

by thejanitor7 September 11, 2020


Daniel Lykke Holm

Daniel lykke Holm is the best Human Ever.

Like have you met Daniel Lykke Holm? No. YOU HAVE TO!

by Amme huta September 18, 2018


Kirsty Holmes

Kirsty Holmes is an amazing woman who is amazing at everything she does. She is an icon and every one looks up to her. She is a teacher and most kids pick computer science just to have more lessons with her.

Person : Hi Kirsty Holmes , you are the best
Kirsty : Aw, thank you. You’re amazing too - You get free time in computer class

by iconicbeef June 23, 2018


Kenneth “Don” Holm

A man, some say myth, who back in the day taught the municipality of Hundige what being a wise guy means. At one time he was also very fat and disgusting but no one dares to remember. In present time Don Holm is a master of fitness and pilates.

Kenneth “Don” Holm will ruin your’e life if you do not smile with your’e eyes when approached by him.

“I hate this pity ass food like Don Holm hates the oppinions of Johnny Khamis.”
“I am gonna crush you like Don Holm and his lovely wife crush each other rectally.

by Thomas DingDong Wong November 23, 2021


T.J. Holmes

To put your penis into something.

I totally T.J. Holmes’d that new bitch in the office.

We can’t trust Sonny after he TJ Holmes our coffee pot, we had to de-contaminate and throw away that pot.

by Johna Dakhra January 22, 2023