hoot the blowfish

To play the bagpipes.

The kilted man said to the other kilted man: "I've never told you this, but I would love to hoot the blowfish someday."

Giggle hoots

Giggle hoots is when you and someone can not stop laughing.

A middle aged white man walks in on you and a friend uncontrollably dying of laughter…

“Y’all fuckers got the Giggle hoots”

Hoot-Stootin'

To aggressively agree with someone about something exciting. Another word to say "'Aint that some shit!" or "Hell yeah!"

Brittney: "I love that sweater!"
Chelsea: "I love it too! Hoot-Stootin'!"

Toot a hoot

To masterbate

Sam: do you think it's wise to toot a hoot before exam
Honey: I heard increase of hormones helps when u don't for few days.

hoots man

There’s a moos loos aboot this hoos

that’s proper hoots man

Moll Hoot

Same as a Popper. Using a bong with a little bit of tobacco mixed in with weed

Guy1: You still smoke with benny and them?

Guy2: No, they only take moll hoots now

hootful

Jacob Metz and Elizabeth "yee haw" Mendoza

Jacob Metz and Elizabeth "yee haw" Mendoza are just so hootful