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When suffering from a hangover, all areas of the human body seem to shut down - all functions are inoperable or at least you don't have the energy to try them. All that is, bar one. Despite feeling that you're close to death, the libido not only remains, but seems to be heightened - congratulations, you have the Hangover Horn.
Sarah: Jesus, where have you been, I've been phoning you for ages?!
Mike: Sorry, I was out drinking last night. I've got the Hangover Horn, you caught me on the up stroke.
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device commonly used to interrupt one's high school band practice the week prior to the big homecoming parade. may also be coupled with the use of profanity being aimed towards the band director (band director will usually become angered because the band is his or hers greatest accomplishment in life)
*long blast of one or multiple air horns* "eat camel cock,(insert band directors name)!!!"
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involves massive penis
dude! stop looking at my balls! also gape horn
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Either out of humor, or following a particularly frustrating event in traffic (Cut off, green light sitting, etc.), a passenger takes it upon him/herself to engage the horn for you.
Passenger: "Sorry for the horn hijack bro, that guy just really got to me."
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Performing a sex act similar to ridin' the rod; the dude is on his back, so his erect cock sticks straight up like a saddle horn. His lady aligns her pussy with the ol' woody and sits back in the saddle formed by his crotch and his legs...then she slides up and down his cock, slowly at first, then faster until he's buckin' and fuckin' her ass off...and when they come together, the ride is worth it!
"Hey, man, I wouldn't mind takin' one of those cowgirls for a ride...you know it's cool to be the saddle when she's ridin' the horn."
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when you trick a chick to make you fart.
(Laying on you're stomach in bed) hey baby I've got a trick.
what is it?
can you push on my lower back real quick? I can make a truck horn. pppppppprerp (fart noise).
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The most glorious instrument in the band. This is similar to the sound of a trombone, but looks more like a tuba. Most people do not know of the instrument that people with the largest of penises play.
Man that baritone horn player must be pretty horny
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