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A look that occurs when a man/woman misread the situation like an idiot whilst attempting to flirt.
Coined by comedian, writer and columnist Charlie Brooker in his book (a compilation of his columns) 'The Hell of it all'.
"Haha! You make me laugh!"
"*leans in to kiss*"
"*The sudden look of horror.* I'm married!"
The Curse of the Squidgy Gun
A Horror Story
by H uman
Whilst investigating the death of a local nurse, a brave swordsman called Elizabeth Barker uncovers a legend about a supernaturally-cursed, squidgy gun circulating throughout Kent. As soon as anyone uses the gun, he or she has exactly 80 days left to live.
The doomed few appear to be ordinary people during day to day life, but when photographed, they look translucent. A marked person feels like a solid tortoise to touch.
Elizabeth gets hold of the gun, refusing to believe the superstition. A collage of images flash into her mind: a slimy puppy balancing on a cold nurse, an old newspaper headline about a golfing accident, a hooded aardvark ranting about ankles and a drinking well located in a grand place.
When Elizabeth notices her thighs have tortoise-like properties, she realises that the curse of the squidgy gun is true and calls in her granddaughter, a police officer called Mavis McCallister, to help.
Mavis examines the gun and willingly submits herself to the curse. She finds that the same visions flash before his eyes. She finds the slimy puppy balancing on a cold nurse particularly chilling. She joins the queue for a supernatural death.
Elizabeth and Mavis pursue a quest to uncover the meaning of the visions, starting with a search for the hooded aardvark. Will they be able to stop the curse before their time is up?
Thank you for reading my horror story example
The process of dropping a rock or brick down the air vent of a porta-potty resulting in back-splash on the occupant. Artificial re-creation of Poseidon's kiss.
Hey man can you pass me that rock? Since Jake lost the game for us, I'm going to give him a honey bucket horror while he's taking a shit.
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some scary shi or something that gives u nightmares or sum ting idk (this is my first definition! so pls give me loads of support!)
friend 1: omg I couldn't sleep tonight cuz i watched horror analogs!
friend 2: well I told ya! u shouldn't watch those stuff at night.
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The guy in Pulp Fiction who got thrown out of a window for giving Marsellus Wallace's wife a foot massage.
Vincent Vega (Played by John Travolta): It ain't no ballpark either. Look maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but Tony Rocky Horror touchin' his lady's feet, and him stickin' your tongue in her holyiest of holyies, ain't the same ballpark, ain't the same league, ain't even the same fuckin' sport. Foot massages don't mean shit.
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Horror Movie Database where you can search by keywords or just browse the long list of horror movies. Movies are added daily. With dvd covers, movie synopsis, ratings, trailers and movie scenes and links to the comedy, adventure, thriller, and family movie databases this database is great and very easy to follow.
The Horror Movie Database. Let's say you want to watch a movie about children, supernatural, and ghosts. Go to thehorrormoviedatabase and type those keywords separated by commas in the search box and you will get a list of movies that reflects your choices.
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a tv series that is like watching a horror movie every season, with 9 seasons. said seasons are:
1 Murder House
2 Asylum
3 Coven
4 Freak Show
5 Hotel
6 Roanoke
7 Cult
8 Apocalypse
9 1984
8/10 on IMDb, "I love american horror story! it is my fav show since i finished scream queens, it is all i ever see anymore. my favorite seasons has got to be 1984 and cult!"
that said i highly recommend watching ahs if u have not!
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