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man who follows women into target whenever she pleases and encourages her to buy shit. he definitely hitting it raw and they are most likely getting married
*sees man go into target willingly with another women* “target husband”
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Kageyama Simp: PRETTY , NICE , EVERYTHING GOOD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Kageyama Husband ;) gdffdtrsghvbchg
A guy in your class whom you befriend with the intention of having them do your homework. The relationship remains light and ambiguous, meeting for lunch but never dinner. They continue to complete assignments for you with the hopes of going out or getting together at some point.
"This chem class is so hard, thank god for my homework husband"
A husband who actively follows protocols based around peer-reviewed science in their daily life mainly from the Dr Andrew Huberman podcast.
This includes 20 minutes of morning sunlight, cold exposure, a myriad of supplements, sleeping with mouth tape, etc.
If all protocols are followed work and relationships will have to be squeezed in.
"I'm looking for a Huberman husband"
"Wow, is that Ben Shapiro?"
"Yeah, I heard he's Dio's husband."
Area where a husband can be left when the woman is shopping. Chairs outside change rooms, benches outside of stores and sports bars beside department stores are common husband parking locations.
I need a new dress for the weekend - why don't you find some husband parking and I'll text you in an hour.