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To enjoy sexual intercourse with one's mother, see mother fucker.
I am a butt pirate! I fucked your mother!
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A phrase used at the end of a rather boring story to see if the listener was truly paying attention.
Person 1: "..and then I went to the mall to get these oh-so fabulous shoes, and then..."
Person 2: *Snores*"...."
Person 1: "And then I fucked your cousin."
Person 2: "Wait what?!?"
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Code for "I know jack shit about science, but I'm all in for bandwagonning on whatever science trend is hot on social media."
"Trans women are women because I fuckimg love science."
"Ivermectin is useless horse dewormer paste because I fucking love science."
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affectionate slang for I Love You.
I fucking love you. I fucking love you honey. I fucking heart u.
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When you fuck you dog in the ass
Dude i got so drunk and i fucked my dog
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Someone who doesn't give a damn about any kind of rule because whatever it is, it doesn't apply to them.
White store clerk: Sir. Please don't bring your Pit-bull in the supermarket.
PIMP: I'll bring my dog Anywhere I Fucking Please.
Property Owner: Hi, Please don't get to your section 8 apartment through my fenced in backyard and look in my windows.
asshole: I'll walk Anywhere I Fucking Please.
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Its when your sheep escape and round about your field mean while you attempt to herd them.
I fucking hate sheep, I fucking hate them. I can't wait to eat them, I cannot wait untill I can eat them
-Jeremy Clarkson