im depressed

The fancy way of saying you feel “bummed out”

Mike:im depressed

Dwight: Depressed, isn’t that just the fancy way of saying you feel “Bummed Out”
Mike:Dwight, you ignorant slut

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im sorry

What someone says when they know they f***ed up majorly and they want to fix it.

Dude: Im sorry i was totally hittin on you last night and I know you dont like me that way and we're just friends.

Chick: you know you f***ed up our friendship right?

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Im shook

To be scared or immensely worried about something.

Person 1: how you feeling about your fight today?
Person 2: to be honest im shook.

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IM porn

When you send the word of genitals/private body parts over instant messaging

Hey Phil guess what.........TESTICLES....ha u just looked at IM porn

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im gay

Bassicly saying that you love another boy.. boy love boy

Jacod: Hey guys im gay!!
Betheny: Ok?
Jacob: David come here
* David walks to him and kisses him on the cheek *
David: Hi jacob

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im not a monkey, im a scientist

A phrase commonly used by that really overpowered looking gorilla/scientist bitch who in reality has a pussy tickling gun and needs to be buffed.

Reaper :Get tf back 2 the zoo u monkey cunt

Winston: Im not a monkey, im a scientist

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IM Madness

When you are talking to more than 4 people on instant messenger and you can't handle it. Especially if these people are annoying. Also called "Attack of the IM's" or "IM Spazzing" or "IM Overload".

BLLLLLEIIOP! BLLLLLEIIOP! BLLLLLEIIOP! BLLLLLEIIOP! BLLLLLEIIOP! BLLLLLEIIOP! BLLLLLEIIOP! BLLLLLEIIOP! Ahhh! Make this IM madness stop!

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