ITMT-IP

ITMT-IP stands for I Think Magical Thinking Is Primitive. Which is used in the dating world to signify that you don't relate to personality tests. Referring mostly to Myers & Briggs' 16 Personality Types. It is mostly inspired by the book The Cult of Personality: How Personality Tests Are Leading Us to Miseducate Our Children, Mismanage Our Companies, and Misunderstand Ourselves by Annie Murphy Paul.

And serves as an excuse to get out of awkward conversations about personality tests.

I'm sorry I'm an ITMT-IP. We're a little bit special, crystals and alternative medicine don't work on us. They say it's because we have no personality.

ip set

Imported set, usually used for dvd boxsets. There is an very high probability of the item being a bootleg copy.

Brand New IP Set. Complete TV Series Collections. Ship Fast within 24 hours with delivery confirmation.

ruby sky ip

a nitty ket addicted rapist. she steals peoples boyfriends and takes peoples left over friends when she has no one else. got raped by someone just to rape him back and they are still best friends (it cancelled out)

is now fucking a guy while she has a boyfriend (not uncommon for her)

you would use the term “ruby sky ip” to describe someone who is nitty, disgusting or does things a homeless person does.

“ lets go snort coke on the back of the bus!”
“thats really a ruby sky ip thing to do man be better”

turnip ip ip

turnip ip ip is a meme

is turnip ip ip a meme
yes

International Penis Station (IPS)

When three or more Penises come together in a majestic union of curiosity and poor decision-making. Like a human USB hub that no one requested, a rare and ambitious feat usually reserved for a late night with the boys.

"Bro, the sleepover went off the rails — they skipped truth or dare and went straight to the International Penis Station (IPS). I can’t unsee it."

ip logging on live chat

Something that shouldn't happen but it does

An example of ip logging on live chat
Support: How can I help you?
Me: *copypastes rickroll link*
Support: Your IP is insert ip. Your location is insert location. You have been reported.

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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
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