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A celebrity committing career suicide on live television. Also see jump the shark.
Tom Cruise jumping the couch on Oprah.
When someone gives your friend a hand job on your couch next to you and your girl.
"Damn bro I was with grace last night and Ayana fucking gave dalton a hand job on my couch!"
"Damn bro, that's Wyatt's couch now."
Ugly skinny wannabe Adam Lanza who got pwned by a couch.
"Fuck you couch cuck"
To mess something up in an open and obvious way, which negatively affects those around you.
Worker 1: Why didn't you complete your part of the project? Our deadline is tomorrow and we were counting on you.
Worker 2: Sorry, I really fucked the couch on this one.
One of the most epic and amazing things you can possibly do as a young child is make a couch fort. A typical couch fort consists mainly of blankets and cushions, but if you really want to get shit real, chairs can be used. Access to a couch fort is pretty much impossible if you didn't take part in it's construction, as the inhabitants will tend to defend it well. Sadly, couch forts have a relatively short life-span, because at some point a parent or older sibling will demand to know why the fuck the couches have been stripped of their cushions, and will proceed to swiftly destroy the couch fort and re-construct the living room.
John and Ted spent almost 2 hours building their 4-roomed couch fort, and enjoyed it for the best part of 10 minutes before their parents kicked it down.
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1) You know that your game is far more advanced than the other peoples around you. You realize that other niggas bitches got they eyes on you for many possible reasons;
-Looks
-Style
-Fame
-Money
-Orginality
Which overall these collectively make up the word "Swag"- which by the way is not aquired nor learned, but you must be born with 3 of the 5 criteria.
2) At clubs everywhere, the VIP section is typically already on a higher level than the rest of the club. Couches are usually found in VIP sections of clubs. Although standing on couches is not usually permitted in the clubs, when a 'Swagful' individual stands on a couch at a club in the VIP section, he is the man. You must pay your respects because chances are that he is probably a high-grossing rapper that will steal your bitch and wax dat on the VIP couch.
"This is how we do, you see us 'Standin on the Couch' while we up in da club, this is how we do, ziploc full of haze, ten bottles above..."- Fabolous
"We standin in the red VIP so all the fast bitches and the haters could see us in all our splendor now we gon' do the otha side 'Standin on Couches'. The first timers got out they camera phones, they trynna capture the lifestyle. You can't blame em..." - Clipse
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A person who lives on your couch for free. They don't pay Rent, Eat all your food, Take up all the time on your XBox and Smoke all your weed. They don't move all day, try to get a job or be productive at all.
A Lazy Ass Person living on your couch.
As you walk from your bedroom to the kitchen, you see your friend who has been at your crib all weekend...
"Look at this Couch Nigga"
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