You're smashed!

Used when telling someone they are very drunk. Can also be used if someone makes a mistake to imply that they may be drunk, or get drunk all the time so this action happened because they were drunk.

'*Alex drops a pen*'

'Alex you're smashed!'

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you're such an idiot

another term for "I love you" coined by minecraft youtuber and streamer Dream, most commonly and exclusively used on bestfriend/boyfriend Georgenotfound

Dream: you're such an idiot
George: yeah ok

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You're stupid

Something you say to someone when they are just completely immature and like to say "HULLO!" alot.

Devon: Hi Jess, I'm Devon.
Jess: Piss off. You're stupid!

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you're soft

one who is soft, not hard.

someone who gives off a persona of being raw or hard, but deep down they are really just soft.

spencer heath should be noted as THE softest person in the world.

"fuck you dude, that was so lame"

"oh yeah? well, you're soft"

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you're mother

how idiots who don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're' say 'your mother'

Down Syndrome kid: I fucked you're mother last night.
Joe: Retard, it's 'your mother' not 'you're mother'.

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you're sleep

The act of being left out of a trend or popular opinion.

The act of telling a person that they are not in the "know how" or "missing out" on something .

"Hey did you hear the new album? "
"Yeah but I didn't like it."
"Omg you're sleep"

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you're cut

Exclamation used to show disapproval or to emphasize failiure, used after the subject has just said or done something incredibly stupid.

Derived from the concept of being "cut" from a team, play, band, class, etc. The implication is that the subject has not demonstrated a satisfactory level of competence. In this way, "you're cut" is similar to "you fail at life" and similar exclamations.

The group from which the subject is "cut" is intentionally left open for interpretation.

(NB: "You're cut" is often accompanied by the "scissors" hand gesture.)

Person A: "Hey guys! I just told Derek about the party next friday."
Person B: "Fuck!"
Person C: "Aw shit."
Person D: "Way to go, Person A. That was supposed to be Derek's suprise party, remember?"
Person A: "Oops."
(pause)
Person D: "You're cut. You're just cut. You're so cut."

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