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A girl who obsessively messages her boyfriend every waking second. She will freak out if he tries to have a normal life that involves not being free to use his phone at any moment. Normally the europe test is administered to test for a psychotic girlfriend.
Bob: "Dude, I heard that your girlfriend might be psycho..you ready to administer the europe test?"
Joe: "Man, fuck the europe test, that girl freaked out within twelve hours. I dumped her last night..She was vacationing in colorado, and kept trying to say I was 'choosing my friends over her' I'm like 'Bitch, you're a thousand miles away, I'm going to the beach.'"
Bob: "That's good. You don't want to get stuck with a psycho girlfriend."
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Inside a Wall Street mind a psycho lurks
Lines of cocaine cut in Hell
Obsessive hands gently grab your neck
Compulsively you'll die... I hate people
The sweet asphyxiation and dismemberment
Sex puts me in the mood to make you die
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A womans inate ability to take a subject or idea and then through her voodoo magic, turn that subject/idea into something totally different. Many Men find problems with this when trying to converse with women or when trying to watch a good show on TV. When Psycho bitchinesis comes into affect; A talk about ones desired place to eat that night may turn into a talk about why the toilet seat was left up or why you didn't say "I Love you" Last night before you went to bed.
Man: Hey honey could you bring me a beer please?
Woman during Psycho Bitchinesis: Ok Walter but first off, Why the hell haven't you sent my mother a thank you card for last years christmas present. You know what your a lazy bastard, and if you leave that toilet seat up one more time I might actually stab you while you sleep!
Man (terrified beyond comprehension): Ummmm......I Love You????? Do you want my Credit card???
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Derogatory term used for people with mental illnesses.
"We are lunatics from the hospital up the highway, psycho-ceramics, the cracked pots of mankind."-R.P. McMurphey from "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest"
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are the cut throght kind they may rob you,kill your pets or try to kill you,they may even acronymn into suicide,matracide or sorocide........
psycho ligacrygist see also sorocide ,matracide and psycho...........
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a cilla psycho is the worst type of psycho you can get, it means they're paranoid, hated, screwed up, over reactive, insecure, clingy, desperate, big mouthed, sneaky, nosey, crazy, mental, friendless and love to bitch but have no idea how to back themselves up.
girl 1 - that girl hates me because im friends with her ex
girl 2- don't pay any attention to her shes a cilla psycho!
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A sexy, dirty pin-up style psychobilly girl who never takes any shit from anyone. You can usually spot a psychobitch in a vintage car, making all the guys pop boners.
Interests may include: Rough sex, high heels, cars, red lips and nails, pin-ups, leopard print, stand up bass, rockabilly boys and girls, creepers, etc, etc...
Don't give a damn about your rebel yell,
Ps-ps-psycho bitches out of hell!!
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