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Unable to do what you're paid for because you think you have far more important things to do. Normally people that are "too busy" actually do nothing at all - they are parasitic in nature, should not be believed and should be treated with extreme caution.
Linda was too busy getting a spit roast from me and her alsation to do her job properly.
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an overpriced store for slutty anorexic 10year olds
sally walked into ld2 with $100, a long sleaved shirt, and jeans
she came out with $10 and a belly shirt with a mini skirt
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Too Serious is to be exclaimed When somebody takes something out of context,overreacts,does something or acts ridiculously,or reacts more serious than necessary to something that's occurred.it can also be used whenever something is just completely awkward and "out there",like a really long name.
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generated in the south,the slang phrase,"Too Serious" isn't well known.the term "too serious" has been used over and over,making the term itself,ironically,too serious.
other variations of the word,"too damn serious","too fucking serious","you're so serious",Etc.
*a schoolgirl steps in gum and throws her books and papers all over the place in a ferocious tantrum while exclaiming very loudly.*
Jimbo Jim:man that chick is too serious.id really like to slit her throat and hide her body in a dumpster.
billy bob joe:jesus christ man! YOU'RE too serious!
jimbo jim:you're name is too serious.bam.
billy bob:shit man,you know sometimes..sometimes words hurt..
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Someone is too much and it acts as its own caricature.
President Donald J. Trump is too much, indistinguishable from the presidential caricature of Donald J. Trump by himself.
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when the beauty is just too much to handle
girl: I can't wait to see you so we can talk about our feelings, review our psychological insights , as they pertain to our existential plight and our collective unconscious. They we can paint each other's fingernails, hold hands and sing "Kumbaya, my lord". I can't wait.
boy: girl, you're just too beautiful. I can't hold my erection; it has a mind of it's own and will take over the whole friggin park. Fuck your Kumbaya, bitch.
girl: Oh wow, I'm so flattered and it looks like that's really the only thing you want with me. Can't you just relieve yourself with your souvenir nudes? Also can I have a copy? And some cake?
boy: I don't know. I have to eat this borscht before I can make a decision. My grandmother made it. Want some?
girl: no thanks, borscht gives me the barfs, bro.
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A phrase used to avoid embarrassment when somebody corrects you.
See You're Probably Right
Jessica: I brought Raspberry Smirnoff to Angel's party because that's her favorite.
Janet: Angel's favorite is Tequila Rose.
Jessica: Yeah, that too.
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When a main character is too important or believed to be to big of a role in a film to die.
Girlfriend: OMG she's gonna die!
Boyfriend: Babe, she's too main to die.