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Physical Health is the condition of your body and consideration of the absence of your decease to fitness levels.
Aron's physical health is excellent. He never gets sick.
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General Physics I at Duke University for physics and math majors. This class makes everyone in it cry themselves to sleep (except you don't go to sleep because of the amount of homework). This class is the reason for the recent increase in humanities majors.
The alternative physics pathway if you don't take 141 (non-major) or 151 (engineering).
" Being pre-med sucks, I had to take Physics 141."
" I'm in Physics 161 night now."
"Holy crap are you okay? Do you want to talk about it man?"
"No time to talk I have to go study." *cries*
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the science that deals with the matter, energy, motion, and force of penises during sexual intercourse
Jim: "My friend told me he did sixty-nine with his girlfriend on the bottom. I told him it would benefit him if she were on the top, therefore she could have a full range of motion to suck his cock.
Joe: "I agree. That's pretty basic dick physics."
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Similar to the above definition, the act of "doing physics" can be the most productive, yet time-wasting moments of one's life.
Similar to Doing Nothing, it involves nothing, nothing, more nothing, wank, Call of Duty, nothing, nothing, wank, reassurance of parents that you are actually doing physics, wank, nothing, finally followed by a wanktathlon in which the subject is bone dry of energy and stamina, hence they p00n n00B$ on COD for three hours.
Mum (calls out to Sam who is on the toilet): "Sam! Are you doing physics?"
Sam (in a dry exasperated tone, separated by quick and irregular breathing, usually associated with masturbating): "Yeah... ah.. ahah... gergghh... it's ahh... going well... jerhg... meheh... foooahhh..."
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The process of which a person attempts to do something - however the laws of physics make it impossible, thus causing the person to fail.
Physics Fail example:
1. Throwing a balloon at someone, but its stops strait after thowing it... epic fail
2. Throwing a computer mouse and expecting the wire to act as elastict - bringing the mouse back to your hand (impossible and the mouse slams of the desk)
3. (In The Other Guys) Samual Jackson and The Rock aim for a bush but plumit to the pavement.
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A type of torture used by a lot of schools, parents, and organizations who think it's good for you.
Mother: Go outside, Ryan! Get some Physical Activity!
Ryan: You really fucking expect me to fucking go outside and get that shit!?
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When something appears impossible to fix or adjust, you sometimes need a degree in physics to work it out.
Jim taped up the package so much, that whomever was to receive it would probably need a degree in physics to try and open it.
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