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A phrase put at the end of a sarcastic or misleading statement to imply how unheard of it is; this joke is mainly used when a person can't think of anything clever to say
"'Man, where can I get a pair of those Uggs?' said no one ever."
"'Let me Bing that for you!' said no one ever."
"'Nickelback is comprised of the finest musicians of our generation,' said no one ever."
"(INSERT REVERSE PSYCHOLOGICAL STATEMENT HERE), said no one ever."
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1. Used to add sexual innuendo to a conversation.
2. When a male wants to share with his friends that he was with a girl (whether her was or not), he will respond to a phrase that sets up "that's what she said..." as funny or sexual.
3. To imply that what is being talked about was actually a sexual statement and that a girl agreed to said statement in the recent past.
4. Something people say after a phrase is said by someone else to add emphasis.
5. A phrase said by one male to another after a story about her was told to imply that he was with the first male's girl after him.
guy 1: wow, that's a really big spear!
guy 2: that's what she said!
guy 1: man, my girl was hot last night!
guy 2: that's what she said!
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A term with no real meaning, just used to annoy that of your friends/enemies. Usually turns a non-sex realted topic into one of that kind.
Asshat#1: "What's the deal with your cell phone?"
Asshat#2: "Yeah, it's really small."
Asshat#3: "That's what she said!"
Asshat#1: "Zing!"
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Like you said is a subtle and elegant way of putting your words in the mouth of someone. It requires first to 'cook' the person you are talking to with sharp logical arguments and an adamant brilliance in oratory skills, and then to make the poor dude agree to a point that he surely would resist under the threat of a gun in normal conditions.
Yankees Fan:
"Bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla...and sure! That much is true and I totally give it to you (the other guy hasn't spoken in minutes), man: last season indeed we were pretty sloppy in those crucial away games, but then again, like you said, there ain't no team like the Yankees and there'll never be".
Red Sox Fan: (looking puzzled but mesmerized) "Uhm, yeah..."
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A comment that turns a non sexual comment into a sexual phrase.
*In context with homework*
"Tomorro i'll make it hard!" -Teacher
"No sir, don't make it hard!" -Class
"No I will, hard is good!" -Teacher
"No sir, not hard! Big is good!" -Class
"That's what she said!"-Cool guy at the back
-"I don't want to get my juices all over your bench."
-"That's what she said!"
-"Lets see if we can get it to squirt into an arch into your mouth!"
-"That's what she said!!"
-"Im pregnant..."
-"That's what she said... Oh... Crap..."
More at http://www.thatswhatshesaid.co.nz/
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That's what she said is used when someone says something dirty without intending it to sound like that. You have to have a dirty mind to get them.
Kate: Ah, I'm all wet now and it's all your fault!!!
Hayley: Ew! That's what she said!
Kate: Gross! I meant your hose soaked me!
Hayley: That's what she said again! Haha, you're making things worse for yourself now!
Kate: FML.
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Turning something normal to say into something that sounds sexual by saying that's what she said
Jeremy: did you do the homework?
Bob: no it was too hard
Jeremy: that's what she said
Bob: the homework said what?
Jeremy: what?
Bob: your weird
Jeremy: your welcome
Bob: that's what she said
Jeremy: how does that even work?
Bob: I'm not sure
Jeremy: what were we talking about before?
Bob: I'm not sure
Jeremy: can you stop saying I'm not sure
Bob: I'm not sure
Jeremy: STOP
Bob: that's what she said