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One who cries more often than appropriate. (even more so than women). An overly emotional pussy.
"Crying is for babies and Italians" (Red Foreman)
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What's true/what's false about us:
1. Italians have at least 5 children
2. Italian-Americans are like Italian
3. Family ties are important. We are crazy about Italian food (pizza, pasta, tiramisù, gelato and all the rest)
4. Spaghetti with meatballs is an Italian dish.
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1. Totally false. The avarage is like 1 child (MAX. 2). we have one of the lowest growth birth on earth.
2. False!! We perceive them as sort of 'strangers', mixed up cretures that just speak two or three Italian words (or worse an old local southern dialect!!!) and do not have any idea of what Italy has become.
3. That's true. :)))
4. Whaaaaaat???? this is really offensive. I've never seen anything like that in Italy in 30 years. When I first saw that dish in the USA I almost puked. And also the ZITI: they are used in southern Italy (and I didn't know they existed till I saw them in the USA). The most common type of pasta is penne or spaghetti.
Anyway... the idea you have from Italy abroad derives mostly from southern Italian people, or what they were like 40 years ago (as you probably know there is a huge difference between southrn and northern Italy). Mafia does not exist in central and northern Italy, I know about it as much as an avarage American does.
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Someone that lives above Rome at least in Sienna, Abbruzzese are almost alright, But a bit to low on the food chain.Sicilians are nice people and have a beautiful Island but are basically that: Islanders. The rest of them in the south are Terroni and deserve to move to Albania or Turkey with thier own kind, or Brooklyn New York or Northern New Jersey where most people are Guinea Shiteaters that have no Clue about what it means to Eat Tartufi, Porcini freschi, Ovoli, Lampredotto, or Finnochiona. Italians are very lucky people that get to eat great food, live in thier parent's house for their entire lives, complain about Eurodollars, not have kids, spend alot of time primping themselves, and driving in small automobiles. Men are a bit gayish but just in touch with thier feminine side. Women are very pretty and get money from thier Babbo to go out to the club or discotecha in order to find some foreskin to pull on after they drink too many Gin Lemons. They do not drive cars with tinted windows and sound systems, look or sound like any of the Gotti family, eat cheese on fish, wax thier eyebrows(men), Have hairy armpits, legs, or twats(women), Cut the skin off thier dicks, or drink cappucino's after dinner.
That's not a guinea, he's an Italian from Empoli.
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When related to sex it is an act when the condom is placed on the penis using nothing but the mouth.
My girlfriend always does Italian before blowing me.
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I believe that Albanians arent even similar to Italians? Or am I wrong? There is like a while social class difference there. Anyway, im more then half Italian, and my grandpa on my moms side was in the Mafia. Making our family Mafioso. So all those people who are ignorant.
"Italians are great"
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less than intelligent race of people on this earth. Known for being inordinately unnatractive. They have bad tempers yet can't accomplish anything.
He's italian, Dont expect much.
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Football fanatic, sexist, homophobic, racist, nationalist, individualistic, etcetera.
But best cooking in the world.
...I'm not racist! I know my compatriots..
I'm italian, I don't care if the Parlament sucks, football is the most important thing in the universe... ever!!!
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