Ivan Dobski, The meat safe murderer, Only he didnt do it, He only said he'd done it so theyd......
Take his bellend out the magimix
Take his head out of the box of wasps
ect ect
See Monkey dust
Travels everywhere on his space hopper Mr Hoppy, when released kills someone to go back "Home" (Prison)
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Australia's worst backpacker murderer.
"Fuck Ivan Milat."
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The best boyfriend in the world. How couldn't you fall in love with him? He is loving, caring, and soo sexy :)
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Doing an 'Ivan Aleksandar' (more commonly called an IA) is the act of flicking spunk/shit at people heads from behind.
Person 1 - Man what just hit me in the head??
Person 2 - Looks like someone's done an Ivan Aleksandar!
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To throw up like a redneck cowboy after getting dizzy from riding a down-syndrome horse, screaming "Yeee-haww motherfuckers"
Sorry I was late, I was Ivan Yeeing over my toilet.
When I saw those two guys committing immoral acts on the street, I felt sick and wanted to Ivan Yee all over the floor.
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An incredibly sexy man who just so happens to be the vocalist of Five Finger Death Punch. His voice is like butter that melts in your ears.
"Ivan Moody is one of the coolest singers out there today!"
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