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Jake

Miranda's hottest and best boyfriend of all time. Understands her and will do anything to make her happy. A hopeless romantic who wants to unload his happiness and love to Miranda. Can also be an asshole (jokingly), amazing, neat, ownage, make weird noises (jokingly), very large penis.

Butman: So how's robot?

Miranda: He's not a fucking robot! He's my awesome lovahz, Jake. <3

by Hazama666IATEMAHFROSTEDFLAKES August 20, 2011


Jake

A nickname for the name Jacob, whereas Jacob means “Supplanter” A supplanter is one who wrongfully or illegally seizes and holds the place of another.

My friend's name is Jacob but I like to call him Jake. :3

by Gydro September 22, 2006


Jake

Entertainer

The house is a Jake's delight

by Charcharcharlie July 03, 2017


Jake

A useless whipped pathetic excuse for a man.
Often found asking girls to peg him

Look at the way that guy acts around girls, such a scared little bitch, what a Jake

by Palpamine November 15, 2018


Jake

A fellow who commits thoughtless, inconsiderate acts; such as leaving urine stains on one's sister's wall or repeatedly making advances on an e-girl who already has a significant other. Will talk trash in online matches of competitive games, such as League of Legends, Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Seige, Rune Scape, Rocket League, Overwatch, etc.

Remember when Jake urinated on a wall?
Ahh, yes. I remember the wall belonged to my sister

by LeafFella August 04, 2019


Jake

He Bussin' Bussin'. He got da biggest cock 'round and 'ain't afraid to slap ya wit' it. He cumin' all day and nigh'. He truly is a worthy one to be called Daddy.

Seen Jake? He Bussin' Bussin'

by Bussin' Bussin' May 19, 2021


Jake

Jake is a rather elf like creature, with difficulty attracting the opposite sex. He spends a lot of his time sending nudes.

He often gets random errections.

Sam: ‘ Jake your winkie is popping up’

Jake: ‘ I know, it happens a lot...’

by Telitubby June 04, 2018