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Thin, stretchy bracelets worn by middle-and-high-school students in many different colors and patterns. They are often mistaken as "sex bracelets", where the circumstance is that supposedly if a guy pulls one off a girl and breaks it, he has to perform a sexual act with her (the color determines what they do. This ranges from a simple hug to oral sex). Though, most students wear them for fashion reasons. The hidden, sexual purpose of these bracelets was probably invented by some drunk college kids..."Hey, lets fuck each other. But we need a reason. Besides the fact that we're stoned. Hey, let's pretend that we need to have our bracelets snapped to be fucked!!! Yeahhh!"
Katie got some awesome new jelly bracelets at Hot Topic. They're black and red and purple. But Emily got some really nice pink sparkley ones at Claires.
Joe: Hey, Kate! Brandon snapped your bracelet! And it was red and black! You have to do 69! Hahahaha! Brandon and Kate! Brandon and Kate!
Me: Burn in hell, you worthless piece of shit.
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A bracelet that can be worn around wrists, ankles or another part of the body. Mainly, girls wore them because it was "fashionable" at the time.
But there is also a game that came with it. The game is called "snaps". Different coloured bracelets meant a different sexual activity;
Yellow - indicates the wearer is willing to HUG
Pink - indicates the wearer is willing to give a hickey
Orange - indicates the wearer is willing to KISS
Purple - indicates the wearer is willing to kiss a partner of either sex
Red - indicates the wearer is willing to perform a LAP DANCE
Green - indicates that ORAL SEX can be performed on a girl
Clear - indicates a willingness to do "whatever the snapper wants"
Blue - indicates ORAL SEX performed on a guy
Black - indicates that the wearer will have regular "missionary" sex
White - indicates the wearer will "FLASH" what they have
Glittery Yellow - indicates HUGGING and KISSING is acceptable
Glittery Pink - willing to "flash" a body part
Glittery Purple - wearer is willing to French kiss
Glittery Blue - wearer is willing to perform anal sex
Glittery Green - indicates that the wearer is willing to "69"
Glittery Clear - indicates that the wearer will let the snappee "feel up" or touch any body part they want
Parents along with teachers and almost all other adults flipped out when they heard about "snaps" and automaticly thought anyone wearing these bracelets were huge sluts, and were fucking people everywhere. Banning the bracelets from many schools.
Mom; "OH TANYA TAKE THOSE JELLY BRACLETS OFF YOU SLUT."
Tanya; "mom, I just think they're cool to wear. I'm not playing the game.
Mom; "SO YOU KNOW ABOUT THE GAME?!"
Tanya; "You're over reacting.. nobody plays the --
Mom; "BAAAHHHH TAKE THEM OFF"
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Ladies breasts that uniquely rotate in unison in a variety of situations such as passionate sex, running for departing public transport, vigorous dancing and beginners aerobics classes.
"Did you just see that girl running by?"
"No"
"Pity, she had impressive jelly propellers"
When you have vigorous oral sex with your girlfriend immediately after she comes done at the dentist and is all mouth numbed from Novocain. Reduction in her gag response allows for more gratifying deep throat action and she cannot easily identify your point of orgasm so you can easily throat one down.
I’ll be late today. I’m taking Rachel to the dentist. She can’t go alone? She can but I’m working that jelly mouth as soon as she’s in the car. Ain’t missing that brooohhh.
Jelli Joint- A red vine packed with marijuana then smoked for pleasure.
Robbie- Hey Robbie let's go smoke a Jelli joint
Nate- Alright. I'll get the red vines.
When a Peanut butter and jelly sandwich is made with too much jelly, and the jelly falls out of the sandwich during consumption.
"Sorry about the purple stain on my shirt, I had a jelly incident at lunch."
To stare at large people in suggestive swim wear at public beaches.
Greg is such a jelly patroller, he was creepin' on all the fatties at the beach!