jens stoltenberg

Jens Stoltenberg is a guy who finds pleasure in saying "Yo, banana boy!" while actively trying to spread socialism through his worker's party. A jens is also a person who speaks English with an extreme Norwegian accent.

Quote: "Jå, bannanna båj!"

"Damn, this guy sure loves to say "Yo, banana boy!" while spreading socialism! He must be a Jens Stoltenberg!"

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Jazz Jennings

1.) Quite possibly the reason why not to get the gender reassignment surgery.

2.) Very problematic and very attention seeking

Kurt to Ralph: Dude I'm going to get a Swastika tattooed on my chest so everyone knows to watch out. Ralph to Kurt: When you get your ass beat and cant walk for months your going to feel like Jazz Jennings.

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Dirty Jen

When you haven’t shaved your vagina in months and it looks a jungle that Tarzan would be scared of.

We were going to have sex until she pulled her pants down and it looked like a dirty Jen down there.

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jen test

when one forgets pre cleaning cleaning, and their are items left on the floor that will put your vacuum to the ultimate test in suction. the jen test.

if you are vacuuming and your vacuum fails to suck up say socks, earrings, rocks, small children, then it is not a true vacuum and you have been ripped off. if your vacuum can withstand the jen test, all of these things will disapear.

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dirty Jen

A dirty jen is when your at a mall or burger shop and you uncontrollably explode diarrhea so bad that you cant even talk and your on the floor moaning and groaning and sweating everywhere, so the sucerty guard thinks ur on drugs as ur laying in a pile of your shit

Man! My mom pulled a Dirty Jen last week!

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Ken Jennings

Freak on Jeopardy who has won over a half millon over a 4 and a half week reign.

Ken Jennings is a genius.

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Jen Twitty

A Jen Twitty is someone who is an illegitimate child to country singer Conway Twitty. We all know that as famous as he was, his "influence" was spread all over the world. He was married 3 times, but wasn't limited to those ladies alone. A Jen Twitty also doesn't realize that she's a long lost child, but a good Conway fan knows how to spot them. Too bad he never cared to love them too.

"What a lovely perm fro that girl has." -Geoffrey

"You mean Jen Twitty? She gets it from her dad." -Hans

"I've seen her dad, he has a bowl cut." -Geoffrey

"Not that guy, her real dad is Conway Twitty." -Hans

"Oh...I can see that." -Geoffrey

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