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when a male unexpectedly hits a female extremely hard
Guiseppe jersey shored that bitch at the bar last night.
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-A really good place to live. If you can afford it.
-Close to greatest city in the world.
-A diverse population.
-Smarter, richer, and way more open-minded than South Jersey.
-Way less trashier than South Jersey.
-about .001% of the people are like the retards in "Jersey Shore".
-No one EVER says "Joisey". You will get your assed kick if you try that.
-Doesn't tollerate that much bullshit.
Welcome to North Jersey. We're automatically cooler than you.
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a fan of late 80s pop hair-metal bands like Bon Jovi, man of whom hailed from New Jersey. See Springsteen Split
"That dude with the bleached mane, acid-wash jeans and White Lion T-shirt is a total Jersey rocker"
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When one proposes an absurd, audacious, undesirable, or illegal act to another, and follows it with the words: "Do it. You won't". The second person is obliged to complete said act.
Guy: See that girl over there? You should go make out with her.
Girl: No way! I'm straight.
Guy: DO IT. YOU WON'T.
Girl: Okay, fine, I'll do it.
Guy: Gotta love a Jersey Bet.
When you go to a club and a good song comes on, you start to fist pump and all of a sudden you turn into the Jersey Shore cast, dancing the night away.
The other night at Bucks the DJ was tearing it up we started jersey shoring!
Slang for A unseaworthy piece of junk boat that can be found tied up to bulkheads in garbage ridden estuaries .
Look at those poor bastards whitefishing off that jersey cape, their crazy I wouldn’t leave the dock in that piece of junk.
When a customer at a restaurant pays the bill partially in cash, the rest on the card. Then only tips for the amount charged to the card.
After enjoying an incredible first date, Jake pulls out a wad of cash to impress Laney.
"How about you go freshen up in the bathroom baby while I take care of the bill"
Little did Laney know, Jake only paid half in cash (low numbered bills wrapped in a fifty to make it look like a fat stack) because he planned on doing the Jersey Shuffle before he scrammed.
Some say it's not intentional, maybe he's just an idiot and doesn't understand how tips work. I mean, he's from New Jersey.
Laney went back to his house (his mom's house, but she was out of town) and sucked his dick because she thought he was a big player.