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1. When someone mixes a variety of different languages into an english sentence, hipsters use this tactic to appear more worldly and sound cool, but instead often come off like a tosser.
2. The act of speaking broken english, similar to an illegal worker found in a Home Depot parking lot, but the person actually has a full comprehension of the english language.
3. Lack of language word filter, much like the Swedish Chef, but with actual words and less comical.
4. Being lovable and bubbly to the point english words can't explain the level of excitement, so other languages are mixed in.
5. Opposite of being a word smith, also known as a word tool.
Hola, I have mucho happiness!
Katelyn said no more Jessing, but Jillian said mas mas MAS JESSING bitte!!!
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A guy who is a total boss. He has the illest ride on the street. The sexiest body of all the posers around him. And all the girls flock to him and want to be on his dick. This is the man every other guy wants to be but they never can be.
Guy 1: "Did you see those two hot chicks all over me at the party yesterday?"
Guy 2: "Heck yeah, you looked like a total Jesse!"
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Hes a Sweet senstive boy that is weird and cringey. He’s Hot Cute sexy and he will cuss in whispers FEAR ME HES M-I-N-E
Girl:I like Jesse
Me:BITCH FUCK OFF
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When someone doesn’t shower, changer their undies or socks but still smells really good.
Omg jacob did a Jess the other day. Can u believe it.
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Jesse means "the gift" and he is a gift for anyone that is lucky enough to know him. Jesse has eyes that are like windows to his soul and lips that smile in a way that will make you have to catch your breath. His intelligence and humour go perfectly with his ability to make you feel like you are the only person in the world. He's a romantic and will steal your heart everyone loves Jesse and how could they not he's artistic, creative and perfectly loyal and honest. His bad ass side only makes him more irresistible. If you are lucky enough to be near a Jesse enjoy him and treat him well he will be forever part of you and if you are lucky enough to love him don't ever let him forget it and never ever let him go.
A fell in love with a boy named Jesse and he will be the last person I ever kiss.
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1. a raging homosexual who enjoys winter sports
2. a slang term for a boy born with only one testicle
1."you hear about johns bad crash on the slopes?"
"Yeah I heard they found out hes a Jesse."
2."Mr. and Mrs shively, your son unfortunately was born as a Jesse.
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